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{100}{241}FUTURAMA|YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN
{350}{460}Portion 70. - S5E14 - 4ACV14|Obsoletely Fabulous
{744}{811}Roboticon 3003|World's largest robot trade show|Formerly, Roboticon 3002
{814}{861}Soul detector
{909}{948}Ten dollars, please.
{951}{998}Oh, man!
{1067}{1099}Nannybot 1.0
{1102}{1148}Sleep little dumpling.
{1151}{1225}I have replace your mother.
{1316}{1344}Oh....
{1347}{1379}Robot toys
{1382}{1410}Oh my God!
{1413}{1448}Robot ???
{1451}{1517}And ... robot's ...
{1530}{1565}You ... try ...
{1568}{1647}Please, I have some dignity.
{1654}{1661}Wernstorm's killbots
{1664}{1801}Ladies and gentelman, my killbot ... machine gun ... available.
{1804}{1807}Housewives prefer|Farnsworth's killbots
{1810}{1877}Like ... glassheaded ...
{1880}{1917}No ones call me that!
{1920}{1939}I'm ... you!
{1942}{1989}Wernstorm...
{2087}{2125}Soft sensually agresion.
{2128}{2228}Come on, let's go for pal robot ray.
{2346}{2409}Annual product announcement
{2412}{2488}... really, really hard.
{2531}{2696}And now, the woman who mom apolajzys the rpobot industrie...
{2699}{2720}I get it!
{2723}{2770}Mom!
{2792}{2842}Oh, now I get it!
{2928}{2975}Hello, 
{2993}{3040}???
{3048}{3124}Ladies and gentelman, ...
{3218}{3265}Boys!
{3280}{3367}I give you, robot 1-X
{3425}{3472}Aw!
{3561}{3586}Neat!
{3589}{3716}Quiet frenkly, robot 1-X will put all my previous models to shame.
{3719}{3816}Incidently, would wanna up my previous models mine coming up here?
{3819}{3919}I'm here, I'm coming, come on baby, I'm now ... pal.
{3922}{3968}Jerk!
{3971}{3987}Here we go.
{3990}{4055}I'm your top line, mom.
{4058}{4172}Now ... this obsolete robot runs on alcohol and emits pollution.
{4175}{4430}There's robot 1-X runs on pollution and emits pure oxygen with fresh pine sint.
{4473}{4520}Uhm, man, that's smells great!
{4523}{4622}Now let see how both robots do a typical househod task.
{4625}{4683}... pocket change.
{4792}{4812}Task completed.
{4815}{4904}Total value fourth dollars seventy three cents and one ...
{4907}{4962}Very good, robot 1-X.
{4965}{5006}And you, benging unit?
{5009}{5080}Oh, I never got a change.
{5092}{5114}sakryš
{5117}{5191}... mom's friendly robots
{5195}{5242}before - after
{5302}{5347}That new robot is great, huh?
{5350}{5397}Sure like me ... of crap.
{5400}{5429}Indeed.
{5432}{5513}Thats I ... help around the office.
{5516}{5563}íííííí
{5600}{5628}Let's try 'em out.
{5631}{5715}Robot 1-X, can you clean Nibler's stinky little box?
{5718}{5765}I can and will.
{5895}{5952}Hey, I could it done ... if you'd ask me.
{5955}{6029}I ask you five minutes ago.
{6105}{6136}You call ... kiss?
{6139}{6170}I show you!
{6173}{6233}... Nibbler, ...
{6266}{6381}Oh, look Bender, if you wants something to do, stop making ... and give ... hand.
{6384}{6490}Here. Go up on the roof and instal this fix satellite we can ???pres the ???.
{6493}{6548}Yes sir, I'm on it!
{6555}{6597}Oh, and robot 1-X helps you.
{6600}{6647}God!
{6744}{6807}Get out of here, freshman, I don't need your help.
{6810}{6860}Our owners ask me to assist you.
{6863}{6950}Yeah, I will|assist this...
{6963}{7010}Áááááááá
{7097}{7170}Ah, when I screamed help, I'm didn't mean you!
{7173}{7197}I apologize.
{7200}{7354}However, I was ... your job before I saved your life.
{7473}{7500}???
{7503}{7561}... throw me away.
{7564}{7614}Spilš, mel out Bender.
{7617}{7664}Come watch TV.
{7710}{7775}I can't, I'm stuck in the can.
{7778}{7847}Well, ask robot 1-X to pull you out.
{7850}{7897}Never!
{7935}{7973}What can't you accept his help?
{7976}{7992}I hate them.
{7995}{8067}But he's just a tool to make your life easier.
{8070}{8149}Like a soketranè or brgrsket.
{8181}{8245}I can't ask for his help because--
{8248}{8287}Yes?
{8290}{8324}I'm scared of 'em.
{8327}{8419}Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Oh sorry.
{8429}{8487}Well, then is only one solution!
{8490}{8614}You need an upgrade to make you compatible with robot 1-X's new technology.
{8617}{8699}Oh, an upgrade but I don't we are agree I was perfect.
{8702}{8747}Fry, do make agree I was perfect?
{8750}{8806}Oh, yeah, no, you pretty perfect.
{8809}{8856}Pretty perfect?
{8861}{8918}So, you don't think I need an upgrade.
{8921}{8967}Yes, for God, six yes!
{8970}{9057}Fine, I'll be back in few days.
{9154}{9206}Mom's friendly robot company
{9209}{9305}Upgrade specials:|X-Ray vision $2, Arm extension 70c/arm, Neon Crotch 15c
{9308}{9364}Robot 1-X ompatibility upgrade
{9367}{9420}Man, I hate those new 1-X robots.
{9423}{9452}I like ...
{9455}{9483}Give ...
{9486}{9533}Ha! Ha! Haha!
{9558}{9601}Yeah, run on that cake.