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{380}{742}}Portion 63. - S5E7 - 4ACV09|Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
{1087}{1171}Pazzuzzu, you ungrateful gargoyle!
{1174}{1214}I put you to college!
{1217}{1306}And this is how you repay me?
{1370}{1437}Let's get this gargoyle hunt on the road.
{1440}{1584}Driving gloves, driving goggles, driving thong. There!
{1587}{1640}Uh, maybe I should drive.
{1643}{1708}Hehe, you? A woman?
{1721}{1855}I'm trying to catch a monster, not to find the quickest route to the mall!
{1858}{1944}Let me just adjust the seat.
{2091}{2110}My God!
{2113}{2136}He's gonna do it!
{2139}{2279}Everyone, seatbelts to maximum buckling.
{2793}{2852}Pazzuzzu! Pazzuzzu!
{2998}{3150}Hey, grandpa move your wrinkly old keester. /Keester means ass/
{3153}{3180}Shut up!
{3183}{3228}For Heaven's gate, professor!
{3231}{3302}This ship can do 99% light speed.
{3305}{3371}Why we're going 35 mph?
{3374}{3441}Because we're in a hurry! That's why!
{3444}{3545}Plus, you have the highbeams on.
{3553}{3797}"Eastern half of universe"|"Right 3 lanes"|I can't quite read the sign.
{3800}{3859}Pazzuzzu! Pazzuzzu!
{3956}{4225}Welcome to Florida|Official state jokes:|• old people|• walking catfish|• recounts
{4255}{4274}Gummer's cateferia
{4277}{4360}Yo! Captain Cateract. What we are doing here? /something old people generally get on their eyes, causing blindness/
{4363}{4497}Oh, it's two thirty, we can still catch the early bird dinner special.
{4500}{4591}Ahh, aren't we looking for gargoyle?
{4594}{4652}My what?
{4655}{4778}Hello Maywis. Surprise to see me back again so soon.
{4781}{4809}Maywis is dead.
{4812}{4968}I expect you'll want to see my angry, crotchety grandpa discount card.
{4971}{5019}Sir, this card is expired.
{5022}{5078}But it's good for a lifetime!
{5081}{5143}Well, yours expired.
{5146}{5194}Ou!
{5197}{5318}Oh Lord... Teeth do not belong in your pants professor.
{5321}{5509}Well I can't keep them in my mouth, they are nuclear powered!
{5543}{5602}Aw! It bit my finger.
{5605}{5703}No, no, it tasted human blood!
{5830}{5898}Mmm, damn good meat! 
{6125}{6226}Professor, we've talked it over, and everybody think, you're too old.
{6229}{6257}Right
{6260}{6357}We've decided to do merciful thing, and have you Youth-a-cise.
{6360}{6415}Dear God, no!
{6418}{6467}Oh, relax professor.
{6470}{6545}Youth-a-sizing is a trendy new spa treatment.
{6548}{6608}It's this season's, shark cartilage enema.
{6611}{6667}But I like being old.
{6670}{6722}I don't have to talk to my parents.
{6725}{6793}No one ask me to help move this stuff.
{6796}{6907}I don't need to understand today's HDTV sitcoms.
{6910}{7025}OK, OK. We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence.
{7028}{7087}Get him!
{7126}{7185}My thong!
{7302}{7412}The bubbling geezer|Hot springs sea
{7497}{7582}Hi, I'm Heather, your personal youthesizer.
{7585}{7677}Let's get start with nice botulism treatment, shall we?
{7680}{7719}Go to hell, Heather!
{7722}{7766}Oh, 
{7769}{7804}Warm canned mushrooms
{7807}{7936}In small doses botulism toxin tightens and tones the facial muscles.
{7939}{8130}Instead of killing you in the most horrible fashion imaginable.
{8164}{8250}Give me back my flappy face.
{8318}{8366}Careful with the giblets.
{8369}{8473}Mmmm, you're still retainig a lot of grump in these joints.
{8476}{8535}More pressure.
{8571}{8630}Ahhh...
{8700}{8783}Since this is such a serious case of old.
{8786}{8839}We'll have to try our strongest treatment.
{8842}{8896}A suiting full body bath.
{8899}{8999}Inciring hot tar. /od slova "incinerate"/
{9002}{9103}Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
{9106}{9252}Pfft. You sound just like my tennis instructor.
{9315}{9560}The tar blisters the age right out of the body, in what top scientists suspect is a miracle.
{9563}{9611}Oh, I don't have time for this.
{9614}{9726}I have to go buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it.
{9729}{9820}Making people wait behind me while I complain.
{9823}{9873}He still sounds sorta old.
{9876}{9901}Sorta real old.
{9904}{9963}Step aside lady.
{9972}{10235}Like everything else in life, pumping is just a permanent degenarated form of bending.
{10344}{10408}Bender, pump harder, harder.
{10411}{10482}I'm trying as hard as I can.
{10485}{10544}Harder damn you!
{11216}{11305}Well, that was an utter waste of time.
{11308}{11330}Oh
{11333}{11395}Professor, it worked!
{11398}{11463}You look young enough to be my father!
{11466}{11525}Poodle spit!
{11533}{11590}Age: 53
{11593}{11642}53 years old?!
{11645}{11785}Aww, now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn.
{11788}{11822}This is cool, professor.
{11825}{11917}We shall go out and celebrate!
{11967}{12026}age: 14
{12087}{12128}Dear Lord!
{12131}{12231}You've all reverted to your childhood forms!
{12234}{12359}Hurray, I'm a teenage heart throb again.
{12470}{12783}While I'll try to restore our normal ages I expect you all to go about your jobs like responsable profesionals.
{12786}{12821}It wasn't me Mr. F.
{12824}{12878}It was Amy.
{12881}{12906}Stop it, Amy.
{12909}{12968}You stink!
{12978}{12994}You know you did it.
{12997}{13005}Hey!
{13008}{13028}Quiet!
{13031}{13051}???
{13054}{13074}Quiet!
{13077}{13136}Quiet I say!
{13219}{13307}We're here to take my little stub of a husband home.
{13310}{13399}Hermies, say goodbye to mister Farnsworth.
{13402}{13488}Goodbye, mister Dumbsworth.
{13513}{13619}Hey, this is my chance to spend time with my parents too.
{13622}{13750}But, you parents are grose sewer mutants.
{13785}{13903}When I was an orphan, I always wished I could grow up with my mom and dad.
{13906}{13999}And now, thanks to being hurled backwards within time...
{14002}{14038}That's not what happened!
{14041}{14157}Shut up and go live with your parents!
{14514}{14577}It's gonna be totally awsame mom.
{14580}{14685}You and can me bake and argue about my hairstyle hiding my pretty face.
{14688}{14740}And if some kid picks on me.
{14743}{14802}My dad can beat up his dad.
{14805}{14888}Can I just beat up the kid?
{14912}{14971}Well, OK Leela.
{14982}{15079}If you think you can put up with your father, then welcome home.
{15082}{15154}We'll try to respect your indepedance and freedom.
{15157}{15251}Nooo, I want the real teen experience.
{15254}{15318}Chores, curfew... the works!
{15321}{15435}Fine, sweetikins, we'll be the strictest parents ever.
{15438}{15512}Now, let's all have some tequila to celebrate!
{15515}{15580}Dad... I'm underage!
{15583}{15687}Oh, right. Here's a silly straw.
{15810}{15917}Ohh... My Amy, sweet little girl again.
{15920}{15989}This is like a mother's dream.
{15992}{16036}Bad dream that is.
{16039}{16111}At this rate I'm never gonna get a grandchild. Aw!
{16114}{16150}Maybe she not grown up.
{16153}{16221}But she sure grown out! She fat!
{16224}{16374}Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my room!
{16377}{16407}Stay in room?
{16410}{16583}You so fat, you gonna stay all around room. Hehehehehe.
{16615}{16727}I've got to find the way to escape the horrible ravages of youth.
{16730}{16852}Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork. Every three hours.
{16855}{16969}And those jerks of social security stopped sending me checks.
{16972}{17036}Now I have to pay them.
{17039}{17113}I'm tired of you yaping.
{17214}{17316}All you ever do is complain. You never tried to make things better.
{17319}{17416}Well, I'm running away from this deadened family.
{17419}{17542}I know there is a place for people like me, with new ideas.
{17545}{17576}There has to be!
{17579}{17617}Fine, get going.
{17620}{17665}Oh, I'm going.
{17668}{17751}You gonna be all like: where's Bender, I miss Bender.
{17754}{17815}We won't know that until you leave.
{17818}{17863}I'm leaving.
{17866}{17925}There's the door.
{17988}{18047}I'll be good.
{18127}{18215}Ah, do you have to shed your skin on that couch?
{18218}{18289}Where do we live, in ZOO?
{18292}{18372}I'm getting the door bell.
{18377}{18436}For me?
{18452}{18491}Oh, hello sir.
{18494}{18555}It's lovely evening you have tonight.
{18558}{18634}I'm here to pick up your daughter.
{18637}{18680}Hi, Fry!
{18683}{18720}I like your blazer.
{18723}{18742}Thanks.
{18745}{18811}These aren't pockets, they just flaps.
{18814}{18894}I put my money in my sock.
{18927}{18995}So where are you taking ma doughter tonight?
{18998}{19090}A movie. Ehm, a movie madam.
{19127}{19240}Well, whatever you're really doing, don't wake us if you get in after 12.
{19243}{19317}Dad?! You're being too lenient again.
{19320}{19370}I have to be back by 11.
{19373}{19447}OK, OK, your the boss.
{19454}{19513}No, I'm not!
{19649}{19683}I'd like a sewer burger.
{19686}{19734}But without the rat faeces.
{19737}{19817}What, you're on the diet?
{19843}{19917}Ah, Leela, you look hot!
{19920}{20027}Geese Moose, just dump me right in front of her, why don't you.
{20030}{20118}Moose, Mandy, this is my friend Fry.
{20121}{20174}From the surface.
{20177}{20249}Ah, so this is the famous Fry.
{20252}{20371}What is he like, the biggest loser on the surface so he has to hang out in the sewer?
{20374}{20405}They're on to me!
{20408}{20498}Hey, come on, let's act like growns-up here.
{20501}{20522}Wanna race?
{20525}{20584}Da, yeah!
{21163}{21316}There, the world's drinking water is safe for another days.
{21319}{21378}Oh! Watch out!
{21699}{21758}Tapeworm!
{21828}{21894}We've missed the turn, we'll never catch them.
{21897}{21924}Yes, we will.
{21927}{22092}This sewer goes right under the Planet Express and it's 9 p.m.
{22095}{22211}The Devil take this predictable colon.
{22495}{22554}Alright!
{22573}{22643}Leela, you can stop winnig now, we won!
{22646}{22702}I'm too short to reach the handbrake.
{22705}{22824}Martin Luther Thing, Jr.|High school
{22836}{22895}That's detention.
{22967}{23045}And then, and then a giant tapeworm tried to play us for champs.
{23048}{23107}But we like totally dismoosed.
{23110}{23202}Yes I like to meat this moose.
{23211}{23280}But in the meantime I had good news.
{23283}{23387}I may have solved our age problem.
{23426}{23580}It seems the youth-a-sizing tar was saturated with time altering chronotons.
{23583}{23771}A thin layer is still stucked to our "DNA", as well as Bender's roll or "RNA".
{23774}{23790}Question!
{23793}{23816}Yes.
{23819}{23878}You stink!
{23883}{24082}Yes, yes. Anyhow I've designed an oil eating bacteria that should take the tar right off.
{24085}{24172}Come on. Let's go tell Leela, so we can grow up together.
{24175}{24234}Muck muck muck :-)
{24270}{24341}Thanks professor, but I don't want the treatment.
{24344}{24411}Don't you understand you little nitwit.
{24414}{24461}Unless you are treated soon,
{24464}{24583}The only way to restore your true age, would be to grow into it.
{24586}{24647}Just as GOD INTENDED!
{24650}{24699}He has a point honey.
{24702}{24766}What about your job and your friends?
{24769}{24857}Do you really want to abandon your old life?
{24860}{24959}My old life wasn't as glamourous as my web page made it look.
{24962}{25028}All I ever wanted was to grow up here.
{25031}{25064}With you.
{25067}{25103}Please.
{25106}{25186}Well, if it's what you really want.
{25189}{25254}It is. I know it is.
{25323}{25377}I'll miss you, Leela.
{25380}{25479}I'll come back and visit when I'm all grown up.
{25482}{25515}Bring beer.
{25518}{25620}No beer till you finish your tequila!
{25623}{25708}The age restoring microbes are ready.
{25711}{25822}Everyone into the bacterial spew chamber.
{25825}{25849}Let's go
{25852}{25953}Yes, everyone do the same thing.
{25991}{26089}Initiating controlled infection.
{26263}{26439}I am no doctor, but this machine guy could use a lozenge.
{26475}{26518}Oh, oh, oh!
{26521}{26607}Ah puf, we're even younger!
{26757}{26911}Damn, the bacteria peak down on the tar, and now they getting freeky-deeky.
{26914}{26988}Spreading chronotons through out our systems.
{26991}{27081}We're getting younger by the minute.
{27084}{27208}What, I'm gonna revert through all my larval stages?
{27211}{27411}Word. We'll all keep getting younger and younger until we suffer a fate worse than death.
{27414}{27485}Pre-life! Then death.
{27763}{27834}Age: 8:03
{27864}{27899}Happy birthday
{27902}{28076}I've got to stop this reverse ageing before we all shrivel up and suffer the agony of unbirth.
{28079}{28152}Think, you disco duck fake.
{28155}{28246}What's that squirml under your shirt?
{28249}{28358}Oh, get off me, you parasitic lamp-ray!
{28361}{28465}Oh sure, you need all your blood.
{28546}{28691}Could you all chill? I can't think with you kids cramping my style.
{28694}{28771}Oh, I need a babysitter.
{28784}{28849}OK, quiet time!
{28934}{29093}I know. Everyone pretend that goblin ate your tongues and I'll read you a story.
{29096}{29137}Uh, story!
{29140}{29247}I can't see from down here I can't.
{29251}{29286}There
{29289}{29369}Today's story is from muteen magazine.
{29372}{29415}Who would you rather hear about?
{29418}{29493}Four legged Chachi, or tenacle Chachi?
{29496}{29554}I wanna hear a space story.
{29557}{29592}A child's garden of space legends
{29595}{29645}It's kind of baby book.
{29648}{29801}But OK. Let's see - snowhite dwarf and the seven red dwarves.
{29804}{29851}Charlotte's Tholian Web.
{29854}{29916}The fountain of Aging
{29980}{30067}The Fountain of Aging? Hmm...
{30070}{30339}It is just a legend. Still, they called the tooth fairy a legend and now it's head of the FBI.
{30342}{30401}So, kids ready?
{30424}{30495}Yeah! Professi is back!
{30509}{30628}Eww, you smell like smoking and drinking.
{30631}{30725}I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive.
{30728}{30959}I wish I could come with you to say goodbye, before you all turn back into grown-ups. But I'm grounded for knocking the school over.
{30962}{31057}Who cares, Leela. It was just a public school.
{31060}{31120}Now go with your friends. Please.
{31123}{31269}No! A grounded teenager must be confined to her room.
{31272}{31364}Until she sneaks out, hihihi.
{31475}{31606}When I grow up I want to be a steam shovel.
{31689}{31843}According to this, the fountain is located in the darkest, most ancient region of space.
{31846}{31910}Just past Teddy-Bear Junction.
{31913}{31957}Teddy-Bear Junction.
{31960}{32082}The worst scum-hole in the galaxy.
{32145}{32231}This solar system is like way old.
{32234}{32331}Look out how the asteroid belt is pulled up on that planet.
{32334}{32496}News flash! Everything's getting older the closer we get to that ancient burned out sun.
{32499}{32603}Dude, the Fountain of Aging must be on the sun itself.
{32606}{32701}Shut up, I was gonna say that!
{33080}{33268}We've got to hurry, the kids have only one change of panties.
{33320}{33525}We gotta be real, real careful to stay-in just long enough to make us our right ages again.
{33528}{33587}whi hi hi hi...
{33631}{33687}Zoidberg! Get out of there!
{33690}{33821}The current! It's too much already. Help!
{33980}{34014}???
{34017}{34057}Zoidberg is dead!
{34060}{34137}No! Zoidberg's brother is dead.
{34140}{34172}Funny story.
{34175}{34380}I just reverted to the age when my siblings budded from me, and my brother Norman split of and jumped in the fountain.
{34383}{34466}He always had to be the center of attention.
{34469}{34558}Naughty of him to let him go.
{34573}{34632}Oh no!
{34657}{34716}One bending robot
{34747}{34776}Bending robot blueprints.
{34779}{34895}Quick! Get them in the fountain!
{34922}{34981}Thanks for the help, Leela.
{34984}{35105}Once we're grown up, you could go back to your family.
{35108}{35187}We'll never bother you again.
{35190}{35292}Oh, you could bother me a little.
{35295}{35354}Uh! Uh!
{35362}{35394}It's working!
{35397}{35474}Hurray! I can't hold on!
{35582}{35646}I'm coming in after you!
{35649}{35906}No Leela! You can't give up your childhood, you'll never have another chance at it.
{36593}{36660}We did it! We're the right ages again.
{36663}{36728}I think I might be a couple years younger!
{36731}{36790}Ah, me too!
{36817}{36966}Awww, help! I'm still in mid-peril you clawns.
{36995}{37067}He's too far out. We can't reach him.
{37070}{37201}With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!!!
{37667}{37771}Pazzuzzu! Oh, you came back to me.
{37873}{38010}Are you back to your original age, professor?
{38051}{38110}Even older.
{38152}{38229}I'm sorry you had to give up being a kid, Lella.
{38232}{38351}Well, I guess every adult wants to be a kid again sometimes.
{38354}{38420}But I've worked hard to be the person I am.
{38423}{38464}The fabulous person.
{38467}{38509}With friends like you, guys!
{38512}{38545}Fabulous friends.
{38548}{38679}And I'm really happy I have that life back.
{38686}{38847}And you my faithful fiend, how can I ever repay you?
{38878}{39004}And that, little one, is how pappa gets freedom.
{39007}{39153}}Now. Bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all.
{39173}{39273}}Translation:
{39355}{39452}}Speech recognition:|Lucas13, Anabel Lee, Peetee, Christof, K5
{39455}{39555}}Text format and time-sync:|K5 using SubtitlesK5ky|/01-Apr-2003/