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{570}{710}Portion 62. - S5E6 - 4ACV04|Less than Hero
{1251}{1367}Your call is being "connected"|by SewerCom.
{1381}{1460}Reach out and touch the sewers.
{1479}{1547}Look Morris, it's Leela calling!
{1550}{1657}Hi mom, hi dad! Ready for|your big trip to the surface?
{1660}{1755}We're excited honey, but we|don't want to embarrass you.
{1758}{1827}I mean, your mother and|I are basicaly monsters.
{1830}{1928}Dad relax, you are|being so mutant.
{1931}{2042}I found this adorable little bag|to wear over my head.
{2045}{2091}And it was on sale!
{2094}{2166}No one's wearing anything|adorable over their head.
{2169}{2197}Now listen.
{2200}{2287}I could never ever be|ashamed of my parents.
{2290}{2356}I'll see you this weekend.
{2376}{2457}Hey, guess who I just|got off the videophone with.
{2460}{2472}No.
{2475}{2503}My parents!
{2506}{2612}They're coming up from|the sewers for a visit sunday.
{2615}{2659}Are you off your rocket?
{2662}{2707}You parents are mutants.
{2710}{2787}It's illegal for them to come|above ground, 'cause they
{2790}{2828}are inferior genetic scumm.
{2831}{2889}Ehm, present company|excluding of course.
{2892}{2996}I'm getting them a special one-day|surface permit from City Hall.
{2999}{3028}Oh, while you're there,
{3031}{3080}could you pick me up|a licence to kill?
{3083}{3141}Sure, bare hands|or weapon?
{3144}{3235}Oh, what does|piano wire count as?
{3238}{3277}Good news anyone!
{3280}{3424}The swedish robot from PI-KEA is|here with the supercollider I ordered.
{3427}{3521}Enjoy your affordable|swedish crap.
{3718}{3769}Let see what tools we'll need.
{3772}{3831}""
{3924}{3971}All right. We're all set.
{3974}{4155}Nothing like the rustic wholesomeness|of working with one's own hands.
{4425}{4535}Uh, there, finished.|And only six missing pieces.
{4538}{4627}Those Swedes sure know how to put|in almost everything you need.
{4630}{4694}Men, I'm sore all over. 
{4708}{4794}I feel like a just went ten|rounds with mighty Thor.
{4797}{4888}I feel like I was|mauled by Jesus.
{4925}{4971}I got just the thing!
{4974}{5112}Genuine Miracle Cream, I bought|from a travelling salesman.
{5115}{5171}"Come one, come all",|he said.
{5174}{5292}"Step right up!" This sounds too|good to be true, I thought.
{5295}{5391}He said, I looked like|a smart young man.
{5394}{5471}"So is it a deal?",|I enquired.
{5474}{5519}Two hours later he was gone.
{5522}{5573}With sixty of my dollars.
{5576}{5647}But I had the Miracle Cream.
{5733}{5782}Bad news nobody.
{5785}{5853}The supercollider superexploded!
{5856}{5970}I need you to take it back and|exchange it for a wobbly CD rack
{5973}{6062}and some of those rancid meatballs.
{6182}{6236}Excuse me. Hi!|Do you have a minute?
{6239}{6404}I live in Jersey City and my car broke|down and I need to get back 'cause my| aunt's real sick and she needs this|medicine but I need money for the bus.
{6407}{6432}So, I'm muging you!
{6435}{6464}Hand over your wallets!
{6467}{6534}I don't believe|that story for a second.
{6537}{6577}It doesn't matter,|I'm mugging you!
{6580}{6649}There is no bus|to Jersey City.
{6652}{6735}Give me your wallets now|or my robot will shoot!
{6738}{6797}Don't make me hurt you!
{6843}{6905}I'm too scared|to find my pocket.
{6908}{7003}Here. I'll just take off my|pants and give you those.
{7006}{7076}Hey, I don't like|what I'm seeing.
{7079}{7138}Give it to them Andrew!
{7256}{7330}Give it to them again Andrew!
{7343}{7402}""
{7472}{7509}What the...
{7512}{7574}Laser-proof shirts, heh?
{7577}{7636}I'll show you!
{7922}{7999}Foiled,|after years of planning!
{8002}{8061}You're out of the game.
{8114}{8163}How did we manage|to survive?
{8166}{8231}What gave us those|strange powers?
{8234}{8287}Maybe we are wearing magic rings,
{8290}{8350}but they're invisible rings,|so we don't even realize it.
{8353}{8434}Also, you can't feel the rings.
{8467}{8543}Oh Fry! Shut up and look at this!
{8546}{8572}KEEP OUT OF REACH OF|CHILDREN UNDER THE|AGE OF FIVE HUNDRED.|FOR BEST RESULTS,|SACRIFICE A SMALL|MAMMAL XANROC?|THEN APPLY EVENLY TO|INTERIOR OF EYEBALL|WOULD YOU LIKE TO|HELP DO FLIMFLAM|PRODUCTS? CONTACT A|REPRESENTATIVE AT A|COVERED WAGON NEAR|YOU.
{8575}{8662}May cause superpowers|in humans.
{8665}{8775}Wow, superpowers drug you|can just rub into your skin!
{8778}{8834}You'd think I'd be something|you have to freebase.
{8837}{8908}Let's see...|which powers do we have?
{8911}{8970}Superstrength?
{9045}{9075}Yep.
{9078}{9137}Lickity-speed?
{9150}{9216}-Check.|-Yes sir!
{9219}{9307}Ability to command|the loyalty of sea creatures?
{9310}{9371}Hey Zoidberg, get in here.
{9374}{9413}Screeeeew yoooou!
{9416}{9435}Ain't got that?
{9438}{9455}No.
{9458}{9508}Wow, superpowers.
{9511}{9619}I'll be able to pack my day with|twice as many humdrum activitites.
{9622}{9695}Leela, I think|you're missing the big picture.
{9698}{9775}When you where a kid,|what was you biggest fantasy?
{9778}{9815}To have parents.
{9818}{9913}Whatever. The correct|answer is: to be a superhero.
{9916}{10001}We have superpowers|and we're americans.
{10004}{10062}This is our chance.
{10065}{10170}Hmm, I have been looking for|a way to serve the community that
{10173}{10263}incorporates my violence.|Let's do it.
{10266}{10335}You'll barely regret this.
{10338}{10447}Hey, a friend of mine said he mugged|you today and you had superpowers.
{10450}{10531}It's true. Thanks to this|funky fresh cream.
{10534}{10623}Now me and Leela are forming|an awesome crimefighting duo.
{10626}{10692}Wow, crimefigting, cool.
{10712}{10768}You say you're a duo?
{10771}{10816}Yeah, duo is good.
{10819}{10917}'Cause sometimes you're|a little shorthanded.
{10920}{10981}See you.
{10984}{11180}With two humas you'd think there'd be|a robot in there to balance things out,
{11196}{11240}but... whatever.
{11243}{11339}I have these three costumes|you could use, but...
{11342}{11406}I guess I just throw one away.
{11409}{11466}We'd love to have you|on the team Bender,
{11469}{11542}but aren't you more on the|supply-side of the crime?
{11545}{11642}Plus the cream won't give you|superpowers, you're a robot.
{11645}{11779}So, I'm already super strong|and my arms do this.
{11962}{12023}Also, I got this going.
{12225}{12281}Listen up New New York!
{12284}{12386}There's a new group of|superheroes in town. And we're...
{12389}{12540}Quiet! It's 4 A.M. and I just fell asleep|for the first time in thirty years!
{12543}{12596}Sorry!
{12599}{12683}A new era of justice has begun.
{12686}{12745}What?
{12836}{12931}Attention, all crooks,|lowlives and lawbreakers!
{12934}{12968}Do yourself a favor,
{12971}{13084}and crawl back into your filthy|tenements you human cockroaches,
{13087}{13202}or get your ugly face|punched to custard by:
{13205}{13266}The New Justice Team!
{13269}{13315}Captain Yesterday.
{13318}{13377}Clobberella.
{13404}{13515}And Superking, the|best one in the three.
{13636}{13688}Go, go, go New Justice Team
{13691}{13762}Go team, go team, team team team
{13765}{13817}Whose that newest Justice Team
{13820}{13879}The New Justice Team
{13895}{13959}Captain Yesterday is fast
{13962}{14024}Also he is from the past
{14027}{14090}Not just fast, but from the past
{14093}{14156}Captain Yesterday!
{14159}{14220}Superking has all the power
{14223}{14282}he's overking has all the power
{14285}{14320}of supermen
{14323}{14355}also he's a robot
{14358}{14454}Ain't it cool?|Super King you rule!
{14495}{14555}Clobberella beats you up
{14558}{14612}Clobberella beats you up
{14615}{14684}Who does she beat up? You!
{14697}{14756}Clobberella!
{14817}{14876}Citizens, never fear
{14888}{14947}Crazy do-good-freaks are here
{14950}{15031}Until they run out of steam...
{15054}{15119}Miracle cream, miracle cream!
{15122}{15175}Gives the power to the team
{15178}{15240}It's effects wear off for sure
{15243}{15317}So they just slop on some more
{15373}{15432}The New Justice Team!
{15447}{15506}Tadaaaa!
{15575}{15714}Captain Yesterday, I find your|skin-tight highwaters incredibly sexy.
{15717}{15773}Let's get together sometime.
{15776}{15872}Sure, I'm listed in the phonebook,|so once I reveal my real name to
{15875}{15967}along with my home address and|a copy of my birth certificate...
{15970}{16097}Are you crazy?! We have to keep|our secret identities secret.
{16100}{16122}From everybody?
{16125}{16192}Especially from everybody!
{16195}{16233}Give several reasons why.
{16236}{16339}For one: superheroes cause|a lot of collateral damage.
{16342}{16406}And we don't want|to get our butts sued?
{16409}{16480}Or do we? No, I guess not.
{16516}{16650}Also, if our identities get out, every|crook in the city will be after us.
{16653}{16717}Or, God forbid, our loved ones.
{16720}{16819}Superking has no need|for loved ones.
{16869}{16916}How're you doing kid?
{16919}{16978}""
{17008}{17104}There you go. Two one day|mutant surface passes.
{17107}{17178}Thank you mayor Poopenmeyer.
{17192}{17351}Mayor here. What's that? Horrible|crime in the works, ruthless villain.
{17354}{17462}Citizens in danger?|That's fantastic news!
{17465}{17591}Because I've got to summon|the new justice team.
{17687}{17743}Eh, they're usually here by now.
{17746}{17814}Well, so long. Keep in touch.
{17817}{17872}Wait! Stay and meet|the superheroes.
{17875}{18034}There's three of you and three|of them, so it'll be perfect.
{18103}{18158}Is this clown on?
{18161}{18216}Where are those|daring crime stoppers?
{18219}{18365}Oh, I completely forgot,|I left my apartment on fire!
{18368}{18479}Yeah, as for me,|I'm late for my LSET's.
{18514}{18590}And I can't take life anymore.
{18731}{18900}Clobberella, Captain Yesterday,|my liege, you're just in time.
{18916}{18954}We've recieved a tip.
{18957}{19061}That the museum of natural|history will be rubbed tommorow
{19064}{19095}at exactly 9 A.M.
{19098}{19190}The target - the priceless|Quantum Gemerald.
{19193}{19247}Who's the purp?
{19250}{19329}A dangerous villain known|as the ZOO Keeper.
{19332}{19429}Who commits crimes aided by|a pack of highly trained animals.
{19432}{19486}Pack of highly... I got it!
{19489}{19595}His crew includes a badger with a|troubled past and nothing left to lose,
{19598}{19647}an elephant who never forgets...
{19650}{19681}to kill,
{19684}{19828}and a seldom used crab named|Lucky, aka Citizen Snips.
{19915}{20046}You can count on us,|mister mayor. Justice away!
{20123}{20182}Hold the elevator!
{20241}{20300}""
{20489}{20534}We're in here, too.
{20537}{20635}Ah, Leela, how you're gonna meet|your folks tomorrow, we've already
{20638}{20724}scheduler the ZOO Keeper for|a 9 AM foiling at the museum.
{20727}{20775}Not a problem. I've cleverly
{20778}{20892}arranged to meet my parents right|there at the same museum at 10.
{20895}{20964}Nine, ten, a big fat hen. (?head?)
{21052}{21111}The name's Bender. (?A named - Bender?)
{21539}{21740}I can't believe the ZOO Keeper is this|late for his own heist! It's just rude!
{21743}{21802}Total hell, it's ten!
{21815}{21928}I'm supposed to meet my parents|and I'm still in my secret costume.
{21931}{21990}Oh, there they are.
{22055}{22166}How can Leela not be here.|Do you think she forgot?
{22169}{22254}Relax, I'm sure she's|just ashamed of us.
{22257}{22352}Yo, freakjobs! Hit the nearest|manhole, pronto-like.
{22355}{22522}But we have passes that allow us|to be up here. From the mayor himself.
{22525}{22649}Nnn, I don't know,|I've never heard of no mayor.
{22704}{22771}The ZOO Keeper.
{22774}{22839}Sorry I'm late, long story.
{22842}{22888}Now everybody hit the deck.
{22891}{23010}I'm cutting the entire line|and stealing the exhibit!
{23013}{23089}You're not stealing anything!|Nobody hit the deck!
{23092}{23232}Ah, the super heroes,|or should I say: super zeros?
{23235}{23274}That was uncalled-for.
{23277}{23336}Animals, attack!
{23758}{23837}Please do not feed the animals!
{24200}{24301}You'll go down my friend,|down under.
{24425}{24525}Man boxing a kangaroo|is a peculiar spectacle.
{24528}{24700}But a kangaroo boxing a robot - now|I'm afraid you've lost me.
{24703}{24762}Citizen Snips!
{24998}{25057}Nice job, Fingers!
{25105}{25159}I'm scared and confused.
{25162}{25262}I think we walked|into an odd Broadway play!
{25265}{25369}No, they are way too|many people here.
{25393}{25552}Later, if anyone asks when|I got away, tell them right now!
{25572}{25668}Forget it ZOO Keeper.|You're going into captivity.
{25671}{25739}Fools! A quip of putting me
{25742}{25859}behind bars would have|been far more delicious.
{25862}{25902}Here catch!
{25905}{25996}No Fry, you can't fall fast enough!
{26100}{26157}I got it! I got it!
{26160}{26219}I don't got it!
{26281}{26338}You saved the Gemerald!
{26341}{26396}Yet, the ZOO Keeper escaped.
{26399}{26536}That's proving that the deadliest|animal of all - is the ZOO Keeper.
{26539}{26595}You can get off me anytime.
{26598}{26671}Oh no, my parents are leaving.
{26674}{26780}I've got to go change|back into street Leela.
{26783}{26842}Thank you mysterious heroes.
{26845}{26931}The value of the Gemerald|you saved is slightly greater
{26934}{27015}than the cost of damage|you caused to this museum.
{27018}{27092}A net-gain for our great city.
{27274}{27455}It's good that Leela doesn't love us.|She'll be less sad when we die.
{27718}{27779}Mom, dad? I showed up!
{27807}{27968}And I've got the audio tour|for treasures of Liberacci's tomb.
{28427}{28486}Sweetie, it's OK.
{28489}{28583}You don't have to apologize for|standing us up on the only visit
{28586}{28626}to surface we'll ever have.
{28629}{28703}I wanted tell you why|I didn't show up.
{28706}{28846}But I can't. Just please believe|me that it was a very good reason.
{28849}{28923}I'm sorry I disappointed you.
{28965}{29050}Leela, you could|never disappoint us.
{29053}{29180}We're so proud of everything|that you are and we always will be,
{29183}{29259}because you are our baby girl.
{29346}{29445}Oh, I can't take it.|Mom, dad...
{29472}{29531}I'm Clobberella!
{29627}{29666}You're kidding us!
{29669}{29728}You're a superhero?
{29753}{29807}But that's wonderful!
{29810}{29886}But did you have to make|the costume so revealing?
{29889}{29985}Look at me, proud|dad of a superhero.
{30006}{30108}We should print up T-shirts|and F-shirts for our friends with
{30111}{30156}two arms on the same side.
{30159}{30295}No, listen. It's very important|that you never ever tell anyone
{30298}{30346}under any circumstamse.
{30349}{30393}What if I had a few?
{30396}{30490}Dad, you drink?|No not even then!
{30510}{30588}Alright.|My sucker is sealed.
{30591}{30732}In fact, I shouldn't even be|wearing this around here.
{30735}{30806}It was brisk,|I dressed in layers.
{30809}{30863}That's my girl!
{30866}{30925}""
{31031}{31111}So ah, anyway, my|daugher is Clobberella.
{31114}{31172}Leela is Clobberella?
{31175}{31219}You're pulling me!
{31222}{31256}Shhh, Keep it on the suck.
{31259}{31348}It's a big secret, that's why|I'm only telling you two.
{31351}{31426}Oh my god, thay guy's|daughter is Clobberella.
{31429}{31466}But don't tell anyone.
{31469}{31528}Got you!
{31630}{31726}Greetings superheroes,|remember me?
{31745}{31847}I don't remember much|buddy, and you're no looker.
{31850}{31925}Ah, Profesor, isn't|it time for your nap?
{31928}{31987}Yes, dammit!
{32136}{32216}ZOO Keeper, how did you|know our real identities?
{32219}{32308}Let's just say a little bird told me.
{32364}{32493}Leela told her parents,|Leela's parents blabbed.
{32518}{32656}Leela, is the person that parrot is|mimicing telling the truth by proxy?
{32659}{32777}Yes. My parents were so hurt,|I couldn't help it.
{32780}{32896}But I distincly told them|not to tell anyone.
{32899}{32958}We are not amused!
{32985}{33136}And here is something you may|or may not find interesting?
{33196}{33243}Mom, dad!
{33246}{33307}Leela, please forgive us!
{33321}{33391}Especially your father|who's the one who told.
{33394}{33440}Thank you very much, Morris.
{33443}{33498}Are you alright?|Has he hurt you?
{33501}{33610}No, but my alergy's|going nuts. Oh god!
{33644}{33756}Every couch and tables|has animal fur all over it,
{33759}{33810}he lets them climb|on everything
{33813}{33883}Alright ZOO Keeper,|what do you want?
{33886}{33967}Why? The Quantum|Gemerald of course.
{33970}{34126}You must steal it for me by midnight,|or your parents will be devored by
{34129}{34275}piranas that I have - shall we say -|persuaded to walk on dry land.
{34278}{34452}Save us, Leela! I mean, if you|don't have anything better to do.
{34500}{34586}We're out of options. We have|to steal the Gemerald.
{34589}{34656}But, should superheroes|commit a crime?
{34659}{34775}Even to save lives?|I need moral guidence. Bender?
{34778}{34913}The thought of stealing anything|fills Superking with disgust,
{34916}{35070}but if it must be so, then let|the museum heist be pulled!
{35227}{35315}Oh no, our superpower|cream is out of itself.
{35318}{35475}Check inside the cap, there|might be a caked-in goldmine.
{35478}{35558}El-zilcho,|I'm afraid we're bound.
{35561}{35722}El-zilcho. Hey, is it too late to|change my superhero name?
{35830}{35975}Just be cool. Nobody knows|we're superpowerly challanged.
{35978}{36057}Man, this costume|is so damn heavy.
{36060}{36098}Hey Captain Yesterday.
{36101}{36222}Can I like whack at you with this|2 by 4 and it does not hurt you?
{36225}{36289}Awwww, that didn't hurt.
{36306}{36369}Hi, superheroes,|everything OK?
{36372}{36485}Big O, little k, my friend. Just|checking if everything is alright.
{36488}{36527}It's Ok, alright?
{36530}{36591}OK then.
{36594}{36653}Grab it!
{36696}{36806}Yow, the superheroes have|turned evil, most uncool.
{36809}{36854}Get'em!
{36857}{37021}Stay back! Or we'll beat the tar|out of you using superpowers.
{37317}{37361}So this is your lair?
{37364}{37441}Of course not.|You think I'd show you my lair?
{37444}{37522}My lair is million times|nicer than this.
{37525}{37590}OK. Take it easy.
{37593}{37678}Well, here's your lousy Gemerald.
{37681}{37740}Hawk, fetch.
{37806}{37865}That seemed necessary. 
{37932}{38081}Our transaction is complete.|Come Soloman, to the lair.
{38116}{38209}Mom, dad, oh, I'm so sorry,|I got you kidnapped
{38212}{38301}by a crazy madman who|tried to feed you to piranas.
{38304}{38392}We're just happy to be|involved in your life.
{38395}{38508}No, no, it's my fault for telling|you I was a superhero.
{38511}{38526}That's true.
{38529}{38628}I just couldn't stand to have you|think I was ashamed of you.
{38631}{38666}That's sweet honey.
{38669}{38799}But it's natural for children to be|a little ashamed of their parents.
{38802}{38828}Oh, yeah.
{38831}{38949}Just like it's natural for parents to be|a little disapointed in their children.
{38952}{38980}Nn, not that we are.
{38983}{39064}But you could|call a little more often.
{39067}{39092}OK.
{39095}{39211}And would it kill you to|use some mouthwash?
{39237}{39300}Hey Fry, we still got|our costumes on.
{39303}{39347}Wanna steal|some more stuff?
{39350}{39428}I guess,|as long as you think it's right.
{39431}{39490}Superheroes away!
{39867}{39921}Go, go, go New Justice Team
{39924}{39990}Fighting justice is their quest
{39993}{40052}Super King, Clobberella
{40065}{40126}And all the rest
{40129}{40190}Here's to you new Justice Team
{40193}{40254}Do the things that make a team
{40257}{40318}Help each other do some things
{40321}{40382}Winners don't use drugs!
{40531}{40597}The New Justice Team!
{40600}{40697}Speech recognition:|Anabel Lee, bwian, peetee,|K5, CHRISTOF, SM Lomoz, joke0, lucas13|Last edit: 13-Mar-2003
{40700}{40997}Text format and time-sync:|K5 using SubtitlesK5ky|/09-Mar-2003/