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{72}{189}"Not affiliated with Futurama Brass Knuckle Co"
{189}{291}Futurama Season 5|Episode 2
{291}{411}Jurassic Bark
{938}{1058}Ahem! Notice I have nothing up my sleeves...
{1121}{1241}...and nothing in my head...
{1247}{1367}so if my lovely assistant will kindly supply me with an ordinary, non-fake pitcher of milk...
{1546}{1666}behold the milk has vanished! Exiled, perhaps, to another dimension!
{1759}{1879}Amazing! That's why they call you "Bender The Magnificent"!
{1903}{1942}Archeologists Discover "Slice Of Old New York"
{1969}{2089}Whoa! They discovered an intact, 20th Century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!
{2134}{2239}Interesting. No wait the other thing - tedious!
{2239}{2326}Lets go check it out. You can see how I lived before I met you.
{2326}{2356}You lived before you met me?
{2383}{2431}Sure. Lots of people did.
{2431}{2473}Really?
{2473}{2577}"Treasures of the stupid ages"|Loot from teh recent pizza excavation"
{2577}{2652}"Codpieces of the federal reserve chairmen"
{2652}{2772}"Coprolites of the NY nicks"
{2826}{2937}Truly, they were as Gods who build this place!
{2937}{3057}Next, we come to the splendidly preserved pizza paddle.
{3141}{3261}Scientists theorise it was used to gently discipline the delivery boy.
{3390}{3453}Wait a second! This is Panucci's!
{3453}{3521}I used to work in this exact pizzeria!
{3521}{3641}And for your information lady, this was not just used to paddle my butt,
{3650}{3719}it was also used to move pizzas and cruch rats.
{3719}{3794}I don't know where you get your facts sir but
{3794}{3914}I am a voluteer housewife with 45 minutes orientation
{3929}{4019}and a harlequin romance about archeologists!|"Passion Exhumed"
{4019}{4094}Don't wave your fancy degrees at me.
{4094}{4148}I recognise all this stuff.|"Fossil evidence of life in the Pizza parlor"
{4148}{4196}Petrified sausages,
{4196}{4316}Old Mr Patelli, and that's -|"Lucky Millionth customer"
{4475}{4498}Yes?
{4498}{4558}Pizza delivery for Mr...
{4558}{4606}...Seymour Asses.
{4606}{4720}There's no one by that name here, or anywhere.
{4720}{4807}I hope that in time you'll realise what an idiot you've been.
{4807}{4927}I wouldn't count on that.
{5065}{5185}Poor little guy. You look like you haven't eaten in a month.
{5197}{5317}Here...but if Mr Panucci asks, your name is Seynour Asses!
{5386}{5505}I like you Seymour, you're not constantly|judging me like all the other dogs.. are you?
{5586}{5694}Nah. We understand each other.
{5694}{5814}People think you're a dumb ,utt who smells bad,|can't find a girlfriend and has a crummy job.
{5832}{5952}But you're keepin' it real and call no man "Mister."
{6000}{6120}Well goodbye. Live long and prosper.
{6366}{6480}Yuck! That's the least appetising calzone I've ever seen!
{6480}{6599}No! That's my dog in there! It's an outrage I say!
{6695}{6815}I'm taking him home and I'd like to see anyone try and stop me.
{6947}{7067}And then he was ejected by the guards. Needless to say, I was mortified.
{7100}{7175}Well it's not right to make my dead pet an exhibit.
{7175}{7265}That's like didgging up Lassie and putting her on display in the Louvre.
{7265}{7337}Lassie is on display in the Louvre.
{7337}{7439}I know, I was deliberately describing a similar situation.
{7439}{7543}Why don't you try protesting? Like those native Martians.
{7543}{7663}Always whinig that people don't treat their ancestor's bones with respect.
{7711}{7771}Nah, protesting never works.
{7771}{7891}You're right. I'll give it a shot!
{7906}{7963}What do you want?|Fry's dog!
{7963}{8035}When do you want it?|Fry's dog!
{8035}{8098}Yaaay!
{8098}{8218}I will now perform my people's native dance.
{8461}{8580}It says this part of The Hustle implores the Gods to grant a favour.
{8583}{8703}Usually a Trans-AM.
{8703}{8823}The summer of "I still know what you did last summer"
{8883}{9084}I'm walking on sunshine! Ooo-oo-ooh!
{9084}{9177}At a boy Seymour! Right here waiting for me always!
{9177}{9297}Just like that huge mushroom in my shower!
{9369}{9471}Hey theres our little mascot!
{9471}{9590}Aww you been swimming in the sewer again?|You little rascal!
{9707}{9827}- Fry, cleanup!|-Seymour, cleanup!
{9848}{9881}Good dog!
{9881}{9989}That's a good Seymour!
{9989}{10085}Yo! There's dog fur on my slice!
{10085}{10205}Nah, that's vermicelli! No fur in here!
{10370}{10490}He's so cute! He can do two things at one time: Eat and swim.
{10513}{10633}three things.
{10732}{10849}Fry, its been three days. Yo can't keep boogie-ing like this.
{10849}{10915}You'll come down with a fever of some sort.
{10915}{11035}Mr. Fry? I'm Dr Ben Beeler, the paleontologist who discovered your dog,
{11056}{11131}or as some call it, the Beeler-saurus.
{11131}{11230}So do I get Seymour back? Are you caving to political pressure?
{11230}{11350}No I'm sorry but there's too much that fossil can teach us about dogs from your time.
{11395}{11514}His name was Seymour. He was once intimate with the wandering leg of a saxophonist.
{11553}{11628}He had wet dog smell, even when dry.
{11628}{11718}And he was not above chasing the number 29 bus.
{11718}{11778}The 29? Interesting.
{11778}{11820}That's all I needed, Ray?
{11820}{11835}I'm good.
{11835}{11955}OK then, here's your dog back.
{11961}{12081}Seymour!
{12081}{12201}Lady and Gentleman! How 'bout a hand for my temporary replacement assistant?
{12351}{12423}I was all in this part! Its magic!
{12423}{12542}- You are not fit to wear Fry's leotard!!|- Stop!
{12578}{12641}Good news everyone!
{12641}{12692}Hooray, he's back!
{12692}{12803}He's looking for a garbage can to put the dog in! Here you go buddy!
{12803}{12923}No, actually we've discovered Fry's dog was fast-fossilised,
{12935}{13001}preserving it's cellular structure!
{13001}{13055}Which means...we can clone it!
{13055}{13118}Seymour will live again!
{13118}{13184}A little land mammal!
{13184}{13304}Can you believe it Bender?|I'm going to have my best friend back!
{13831}{13879}Why the idiot convention?
{13879}{13966}Ah Cubert, my precious babe.
{13966}{14041}I'm going to attempt to clone Fry's dog.
{14041}{14161}Using the very same apparatus as I used to clone you!
{14164}{14284}Ooo look, there's a smidge of toe still in here.
{14323}{14443}You see, beneath the fossil's crunchy, mineral shell, there's still a creamy core of dog nougat!
{14547}{14637}So will Seymour remember how to sing Walking On Sunshine?
{14637}{14691}Amazingly yes.
{14691}{14811}In cases of rapid fossilisation, can press this brain scan button,|retrieving Seymour's memories at the precise instant of doggy death!
{14955}{15015}I'm gonna get my puppy back!
{15015}{15060}In your face Grim Reaper!
{15060}{15132}Crappy ineffective Reaper!
{15132}{15252}I just need to reset the Clone-O-Mat from Human Mode to Doggy Mode.
{15309}{15393}The dog says
{15393}{15512}Oh, this may take a while.
{15668}{15734}You stink loser!
{15734}{15854}Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out. C'mon!
{15857}{15917}But I'm celebrating New Years Eve.
{15917}{15983}Like you got squat to celebrate!
{15983}{16103}You're a delivery boy this millenium and you'll be a delivery boy next millenium!
{16121}{16241}"Do not tip delivery boy"
{16265}{16346}What's with Seymour? Its like he don't want you to go.
{16346}{16409}Or he thinks you pants is too short or somethin'.
{16409}{16528}Which is crazy 'cause frankly you look fabulous. Now get goin'!!
{16621}{16741}I won't be gone long Seymour. Just wait here 'til I get back.
{16891}{17011}"Applied cryogenics, no power failures since 1997"
{17077}{17197}Hello? Pizza delivery for...I.C. Wiener? Aw crud!
{17386}{17505}Here's to another lousy millenium!
{17853}{17973}What the?
{18000}{18075}"kibbles 'n' snouts" "Cocker floss"
{18075}{18123}A dog collar for me?
{18123}{18159}You shouldn't have!
{18159}{18279}That's for Seymour.
{18300}{18393}Say why'd you get me a subscription to the Daily Growl?
{18393}{18462}That's not a reputable journal of opinion.
{18462}{18560}Oh that's also for Seymour. I'm getting everything ready for when he's cloned.
{18560}{18680}Are you on the jump Fry? Why are you wasting time on a creature of inferior intelligence?
{18698}{18758}Hey he was smart. He could fetch.
{18758}{18878}I can fetch.
{18926}{18962}He could dig up bones.
{18962}{19070}Hello? Charlamange?
{19070}{19190}Plus, I'll bet he couldn't create a laser show with his head.
{19289}{19406}- Look Bender, this has nothing to do wiith you.|- That's impossible!
{19406}{19525}Now if you'll excuse me I'm working on Seymour's doghouse.
{19606}{19720}No one ever asks if Bedner would like to live in a tiny little house.
{19720}{19840}Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.
{20041}{20161}This is Fry. If you're calling about the used towels for sale, they're still available for $45 each.
{20224}{20305}Phil, it's your father. Where are you?
{20305}{20419}You're holding up New Years brunch. Your brother can't wait any longer.
{20419}{20538}Hello first baloney of the new millenium!
{20580}{20700}Ah here he comes. That's him and Seymour.
{20733}{20853}Well that's odd. Seymour's here but|Go! Go! Touchdown!! But where's Philip?
{20922}{21009}I'm tellin' you the Y2K computer's got him.
{21009}{21129}We'll face burnin' roads, rivers explodin'' and calculators transformed into SCUD missiles.
{21213}{21333}There's nothing we can do.
{21414}{21533}What's that Seymour? You walkin' on sunshine?
{21581}{21701}He's trying to tell us something. Maybe he can lead us to Philip.
{21734}{21761}Should we follow him?
{21761}{21842}To our deaths? Negatory.
{21842}{21962}It's the Y2K tryin' to lure us into an ambush. And I ain't buyin' it. Pass the baloney.
{22337}{22409}Are you two gonna be done soon?
{22409}{22478}Sorry, but we need to practice hand to hand combat
{22478}{22597}in case an enemy knocks the laser gun out of our hands and they slide waaay across the room.
{22621}{22741}Well could you do it some place else? I'm setting up Seymour's doggy bed.
{22969}{23065}Heel boy, heel! Oh hello Fry,
{23065}{23185}I guess I didn't notice you there.|I'm having such fun with my new best friend Robo-Puppy.
{23224}{23269}That's nice.
{23269}{23359}I was just out walking him. Yes. You can walk him.
{23359}{23470}Of course, after he goes you have to refill the canisters.
{23470}{23532}C'mere boy! Pet, pet, pet.
{23532}{23598}Robo-Puppy receiving petting.
{23598}{23718}Bender, are you jealous of Fry's puppy? That's so adorable!
{23733}{23784}Jealous? Hah!
{23784}{23904}Not while I have the love of Robo-Puppy here. Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.
{23931}{24042}Robo-Puppy preparing to lick cheek.
{24042}{24120}Robo-Puppy commencing cheek licking.
{24120}{24174}Licking in progress.
{24174}{24219}Licking complete.
{24219}{24318}Robo-Puppy truly is robots best friend! Eh?
{24318}{24438}Ah there, perfect!
{24447}{24566}Good news everyone! The Clone-O-Mat is ready!
{24653}{24728}Finally!
{24728}{24848}Robo-Puppy commencing two hour yipping session.
{24992}{25112}Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!
{25187}{25301}Behold once more the mighty Clone-O-Mat!
{25301}{25421}Requiring such vast amounts of electricity that we must harness the elemental power of nature itself!
{25588}{25708}I speak of course...of molten lava! Deep within the Earth's core.
{25753}{25873}To the sub-basement!
{26266}{26383}Powering up Clone-O-Mat.
{26383}{26502}Placing fossil on the Plat-Clonoform.
{26550}{26670}Initiating Dog Brain CAT Scan.
{26718}{26781}Come on boy! Come back to life!
{26781}{26901}Know ye now what it feels like to be dog gone!
{26940}{27060}Commencing DNA extraction.
{27222}{27294}Fry c'mon, the talent show!
{27294}{27345}What? I'm in the middle of something.
{27345}{27465}But, if we don't perform, in what sense do we have an act?
{27465}{27554}Bender, enough! Leave me alone!
{27554}{27602}So that's how it is huh?
{27602}{27653}I thought you were my friend.
{27653}{27773}But if you love your dog so much then maybe you'd rather play fetch!
{28070}{28190}Now I'm all you got!
{28274}{28394}I hate you! I hate you! You evil metal man!
{28472}{28552}So anyway your dog is melted. Now we're friends again.
{28552}{28654}Not neccessarily. For the dog may yet survive.
{28654}{28699}May yet? Really?
{28699}{28807}Indeed. You see, that fossil was made of dolomite.
{28807}{28927}The tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about.
{28942}{29062}By contrast, observe the lava's affect on this ice swan.
{29179}{29299}Of course, that would have melted even at room temperature.|I just wanted to get rid of it.
{29323}{29443}But had it been made of that righteous mineral dolomite, there's a slim chance it might have survived.
{29502}{29559}So Seymour might still exist?
{29559}{29673}Perhaps. For a few minutes. It's dolomite baby!
{29673}{29793}Then I'm goin' in after him.
{29859}{29979}He'd come after me.
{30156}{30276}"Fry & Seymour ruined this sidewalk"
{30300}{30378}"Do Not Take Checks From This Man"
{30378}{30497}"Itelli's Barber Shop"
{30569}{30617}"Mr Putzz' Mini-Golf"
{30617}{30659}"Because someone created an unsanitary condition,
{30659}{30779}the windmill green is closed"
{30935}{31055}"Do not tip delivery boy!"
{31076}{31196}"Applied cryogenics"
{31256}{31337}Acting like a moron won't bring your dog back.
{31337}{31457}Then all hope is lost.
{31468}{31588}Goodbye Seymour.
{31621}{31741}Please stop crying Fry. Here.
{31753}{31873}I assumed you were just pretending to love the dog. To toy with my emotions.
{31900}{31975}Oh what have I done?
{31975}{32065}You didn't do anything. Don't beat yourself up.
{32065}{32119}Fry, I'm sorry.
{32119}{32239}I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you.
{32287}{32401}Not in the way of the Ancient Greeks, but in the way a robot loves a human,
{32401}{32520}a human loves a dog and occassionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.
{32556}{32604}I'm goin' in!
{32604}{32703}I'm a professor! Why isn't anyone listening to me?
{32703}{32769}You can't go in because you'll melt.
{32769}{32865}The fossil only has a chance because it's made of dolomite!
{32865}{32985}I'm 40% dolomite!
{33066}{33186}Oh it's hot, it's very hot!
{33467}{33539}Ugh, I am one hungover cryogenisist!
{33539}{33626}Just throw that mutt in the freezer until his owners get here!
{33626}{33707}You can't solve all your problems by freezing them boss.
{33707}{33758}I think you're forgetting our motto.
{33758}{33875}"You can't solve all your problems by freezing them!"
{33875}{33974}Are you the cryogenisist who called about our son's dog?
{33974}{34094}Oh you must be the Fry's. Yeah he's right over there.
{34097}{34217}- Sorry we're late, we all got sick fromm eating bad baloney!|- Y2K!
{34319}{34367}What's he so worked up about?
{34367}{34445}He's just upset because our boy's missing.
{34445}{34564}C'mon you overgrown rat. Lead us to Philip.
{34735}{34822}Bender's been down there too long. I'm going in after him.
{34822}{34903}Professor! Lava! Hot!
{34903}{34957}This is all my fault.
{34957}{35077}I let my best friend risk his life just to get my dumb dog back.
{35296}{35416}- Bender!!|- And that is why they call me Bender Thhe Magnificent!
{35502}{35622}Hey where'd everybody go?
{35634}{35727}- OK! Let's clone us some dog!|- Yeah!
{35727}{35847}Very well. Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!
{35961}{36036}"Species: Canas Familiaris."
{36036}{36156}Interesting. It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of 15.
{36177}{36297}- 15? You mean he lived for 12 more yearrs after I got frozen?|- Indeed.
{36369}{36488}Stop the cloning.
{36497}{36599}Oh sure! Smash the smart guy's machine!
{36599}{36635}Fry, what's wrong?
{36635}{36665}Think about it.
{36665}{36749}Seymour lived a full life after I was gone.
{36749}{36824}He probably added new songs to his repertoire.
{36824}{36935}But that's a good thing. Walkin' On Sunshine sucks noodles!
{36935}{37055}I had Seymour 'til he was 3. That's when I knew him and that's when I loved him.
{37136}{37256}I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long long time ago.
{39270}{39390}Subtitles: Ninjaw P.B.