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{390}{535}}54. - S4E10 - 3ACV16|A Leela of Her Own
{1007}{1069}Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry.
{1072}{1181}The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day.
{1184}{1254}I know, and I've grown to accept that.
{1257}{1350}Now I'm more interested in that new pizza parlour across the street.
{1353}{1441}Kinda makes me pine from my days as a pizza delivery boy.
{1444}{1490}"here's your pizza" I'd say.
{1493}{1533}"I didn't order any." They'd say.
{1536}{1598}And then I'd be off to my next adventure.
{1601}{1632}That story stunk.
{1635}{1706}Hand me the binoculars.
{1808}{1899}You've tried the rest, now we're open!|Family bros. pizza
{1902}{1971}I think the owner is from Signus five.
{1974}{2072}Signoids, on our block? Fine foo ???
{2075}{2132}They should go back where they came from.
{2135}{2322}Professor, please! Society is never gonna make any progress|until we all learn to pretend to like each other.
{2325}{2432}Now let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.
{2435}{2477}No.
{2480}{2545}You sure about these chairs?
{2548}{2634}Guide book sais human legs bend down at knee.
{2637}{2684}It's OK mama.
{2687}{2812}Anyone complains I bend legs up for free.
{2830}{2904}Uhu, customers ... !
{2949}{3025}Welcome to earth pizza store.
{3028}{3119}Here, sit. I bend the knees for you.
{3122}{3181}Uh, that's comfy.
{3285}{3401}OK now. What kind of pizza goes in you.
{3404}{3420}Toppings:|• silt|• asbestos|• flaming magnesium|• stucco|• scarab|• guano
{3423}{3534}Silt, asbestos? We got guano, very fresh.
{3537}{3619}Oh, mmm, do you have any food?
{3622}{3691}Here, try a deep ??dish?? pizza.
{3694}{3783}Contains four kind of things.
{4028}{4121}I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.
{4124}{4146}Thank you.
{4149}{4286}No, actually, I did mean to offend a little, this is awful.
{4289}{4348}@#$%^&*
{4581}{4610}Hey, what's wrong?
{4613}{4658}Was it something Leela said?
{4661}{4757}We've came to earth to start new life.
{4760}{4827}Races fats spoiled earth kids. - ???
{4830}{4917}Hang many underwear from earth clothes line.- ???
{4920}{5030}Live earth they can dream. - ???
{5085}{5138}Ah, don't cry foreign people.
{5141}{5186}I used to work in pizzeria.
{5189}{5261}And as soon as I stop halucinating and blasting puke
{5264}{5338}I'm gonna teach you to sell pizza, earth style.
{5341}{5421}Oh, thank you magic bipad!
{5498}{5554}You've saved us, sir.
{5557}{5668}If we cannot make earth pizza our dream will die.
{5671}{5817}Just like the rats we've crashed to make a wine.
{5888}{5947}Family bros. pizza
{5994}{6072}For starters, only use quality ingredients.
{6075}{6179}Case in point, no more live bees.
{6195}{6244}Oregano works equall well.
{6247}{6327}And when we put pizzas in oven, don't get it with them.
{6330}{6389}Hey, ???
{6411}{6537}Most important of all, is the big screen TV.
{6540}{6676}Human families need the TV while they're eating, so they don't have to talk to each other.
{6679}{6741}Ah, the earthican past time.
{6744}{6803}Blurnsball.
{6842}{7010}Molligan drives the ball, it's going, going and cought by the short stop.
{7013}{7050}Match loose again.
{7053}{7182}Mahama I haven't seen play this bad, since the days of Bob Uecker.
{7185}{7283}This is Bob Uecker saying, thanks for watching.
{7286}{7387}???, shorte stoppe, pinching the hitter?
{7390}{7467}I don't understand this Blurnsball.
{7470}{7550}Well, if you gonna be earthicans, we'll have to teach you 
{7553}{7644}How about your pizzeria place a game against Planet express.
{7647}{7700}Oh, but you'll need nine players.
{7703}{7740}No problem.
{7743}{7802}@#$%^&*
{7933}{7992}Play the ball.
{8103}{8162}Cavern on the green
{8264}{8323}@#$%^&*
{8502}{8594}Go team, beat those no good Signoids.
{8597}{8782}Show them they stink in the game they've never played before.
{8834}{9197}Ahh, this is why I love Earth, beautiful starbrightin' day, friendly Blurnsball game with champ pals, so pleasant for everybody.
{9200}{9228}Aw!
{9231}{9300}Hit by pitch, take your base.
{9303}{9357}Ah, sorry about that.
{9360}{9497}I guess I needed a few more warm-up pitches.
{9557}{9619}No better, no better. /?? No badder, no badder. ??/
{9664}{9706}No better anymore. /?? No badder anymore. ??/
{9709}{9745}Take your base.
{9748}{9795}I didn't mean to hit you.
{9798}{9879}I have some trouble with depth perception.
{9882}{9941}Yeah, me too now.
{9995}{10102}hey better better /??batter??/
{10114}{10135}Take your base.
{10138}{10197}Duck???
{10260}{10400}Please lady, I want to live, can I use bag to protect head?
{10403}{10462}Aparently not.
{10492}{10596}Check out the one-eyed bean machine!
{10639}{10731}Hurray, I make a score point!
{10758}{10798}Leela, you beaned our running !
{10801}{10834}You better let me pitch.
{10837}{10889}But I have got no hitter going.
{10892}{10951}Ah, you right.
{10956}{11015}Here.
{11091}{11137}Don't take her out.
{11140}{11202}She is fire cracker.
{11212}{11272}Excuse me, I'd like to talk to you.
{11275}{11315}Am I under arrest?
{11318}{11377}Wait, I know you.
{11389}{11474}You're the slease bag who owns the ultimate robot fighting league.
{11477}{11516}Not any more.
{11519}{11588}Now I'm the sleeze bag who owns the New New York Mets.
{11591}{11626}The Mets?
{11629}{11671}Those bumps are worse then me.
{11674}{11707}Close to it.
{11710}{11761}But they don't do our crowd like you. - ???
{11764}{11828}Which is why I wanna sign you to the team.
{11831}{11882}Oh, you mean--
{11885}{11995}I'd be first woman ever to play the major league Blurnsball.
{11998}{12077}Well yeah, but basically it'd just be the publicity stunt.
{12080}{12179}I figured that one-eye lady skullbuster might bring out the freakshow crowd.
{12182}{12219}Wow
{12222}{12319}The first woman ever to play the major league Blurnsball.
{12322}{12377}Again yeah, but basically you'll just be.
{12380}{12439}Jupííí!
{12615}{12647}Tadá!
{12650}{12753}The first woman ever to play major league Blurnsball.
{12756}{12782}How do I look?
{12785}{12837}Like a sexy (yougheberra :)) - fakt nevim
{12840}{12914}Eh, why is your number 7/8?
{12917}{12975}All the whole numbers have been retired.
{12978}{13047}Well, I must say: I'm impressed.
{13050}{13092}You look just like a ball-player.
{13095}{13132}Can I patt you on your butt?
{13135}{13192}Fry! I'm a proffesional athlete.
{13195}{13254}So go ahead.
{13264}{13331}Oh, now I'm too nervous.
{13334}{13537}The 3002 mets blernsball the way it oughn't be.
{13632}{13667}Swedish Meatballs: 15|NNY Mets: 0
{13670}{13729}Well folks, it's only the fifth time but the Swedes have already turned this one into a laughter.
{13815}{14006}And that's with two "F"s, the crowd is pooring out the stadium LA style.
{14009}{14068}Skipper, we're loosing the crowd, put on our new novelty act.
{14072}{14124}Leela.
{14127}{14171}Oh!
{14174}{14233}Mike Dagget! I've already put the circus clown!
{14257}{14368}Yeah buddy ???, clowns are only funny when they swing away.
{14371}{14418}Your attention, please.
{14421}{14485}Now pitching for the Mets...
{14488}{14547}Turanga Leela!
{14557}{14603}EXIT
{14606}{14665}An one-eyed woman.
{14713}{14798}Come on, throw like a girl.
{14801}{14857}Go
{14860}{14922}Too much eye-liner.
{14944}{15007}This is history in the making folks. Bjornson steps up to the play and Leela delivers.
{15010}{15069}Leela delivers.
{15127}{15144}Aw!
{15147}{15168}Oh!
{15171}{15208}Bulls-eye!
{15211}{15270}Ou! And in our specious start for the career of the first woman Blurnsballer.
{15455}{15477}Aw!
{15480}{15539}And in our specious continuation for the career of the first woman Blurnsballer.
{15964}{16044}Bean! Bean! Bean! ...
{16223}{16282}Aw!
{16299}{16313}Ouch!
{16316}{16369}It's a three Bean balls solid.
{16372}{16568}The Mets fans love it thou and who can blame them. They haven't have much to cheer about this year.
{16571}{16630}NNY Mets locker room
{16697}{16747}Kid that was great! 
{16750}{16848}You got us more publicity then a cowboy in a shark tank.
{16851}{16979}Poor tex, he was quite a shark.
{16983}{17042}Black bar generator
{17075}{17134}Hey! Come on!
{17147}{17182}I win!
{17185}{17244}Ooops! Sorry!
{17287}{17340}Bender, how did you get in here?
{17343}{17429}As your agent I have an access to you at all times.
{17432}{17491}Since when ary YOU my agent?
{17494}{17553}Quiet! Call coming in.
{17556}{17615}Yes? A big endorsement deal for Leela?
{17659}{17678}How much?
{17681}{17740}Hey! You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass!
{17827}{17864}Deal!
{17867}{17909}Bender, that's great.
{17912}{17941}How much did you get me?
{17944}{18000}One hundred dollars.
{18003}{18092}Ancestor & sons ad agency
{18104}{18218}As a pitcher, I serve up planty of bean balls.
{18221}{18316}So I know good beans when I see them.
{18319}{18438}Bean-Bay Beans! They're the beaniest.
{18483}{18539}Cut!
{18542}{18559}Bean, bean, bean...
{18562}{18619}Pituitary giants:17|NNY Mets:2
{18622}{18762}"Leela's bean counters"|In very short order Leela has become a fan favourite.
{19101}{19160}You're teh best, babe. Hang on, call coming in.
{19195}{19221}What's that?
{19224}{19283}Hey, you put one and two zeros in front of that or we pass.
{19318}{19358}Deal!
{19361}{19395}So what did you get me?
{19398}{19475}A thousand and one pesos.
{19511}{19570}španělština, sorry
{19866}{19925}Cut! OK, now do one with the bean suit on.
{19987}{20100}Leela autograph session|Bring money
{20161}{20228}Leela really bringin in the customers.
{20231}{20331}This keep up will need to buy second sos-toilet.
{20334}{20464}When I grow up, I wanna injure men by throwing stuff at them just like you, Leela.
{20467}{20510}Will you sign my magazine?
{20513}{20540}Leela's beans|The Mets magical fruit
{20543}{20597}Ah, sure thing sweetie.
{20600}{20644}Who should I make it out to?
{20647}{20720}Well, ah ... To eBay.
{20723}{20784}That's a popular name today.
{20787}{20846}Little e big b?
{20999}{21138}Five bucks on autograph, two hundred fans... add one and two zeros in front of that, and we got ourselves a wad.
{21180}{21235}I'm not doing this for the wad.
{21238}{21297}I'm doing it for all the struggling female athletes who need a role model.
{21338}{21397}Yeah, role model for how to stink.
{21427}{21486}What? Who are you?
{21490}{21606}Jackie Anderson. I won the blernsball team in NNYU
{21609}{21668}And I was hoping to get a play in major soon.
{21680}{21741}Oh, following in my footsteps.
{21744}{21803}Pff, God forbid! Your little freakshow's making an impossible for real female ball players to be taken seriously.
{21962}{22021}And I hope you're proud of yourself.
{22325}{22480}Alright, shows over, no refunds, you've heard the robot, get out!
{22537}{22568}I am a fool.
{22571}{22630}The fans haven't been cheering for me, they've been cheering at me.
{22691}{22730}Don't be upset Leela.
{22733}{22843}You, ehm, you look really cute in your uniform.
{22846}{22929}That's what makes it so sad.
{22932}{22991}I thought I was doing something heroic.
{23008}{23100}You are. What about that little girl, you've visited in hospital.
{23103}{23136}You know the one I mean?
{23139}{23167}The one who've died.
{23170}{23216}You're right.
{23219}{23281}I can't let people down anymore.
{23289}{23360}As God is my witness, I avow to earn the respect of girls and women everywhere.
{23449}{23583}I will become: the best blernsball player of all time.
{23586}{23668}That's statistically impossible.
{23671}{23730}In 77 endings you haven't got no single out.
{23765}{23824}At this rate, you should have go down as the worst blernsball player of all time.
{23885}{23917}Oh.
{23920}{23958}Then I have a new avowal.
{23961}{24019}I solemnly swear,
{24022}{24081}I will become not the worst blernsball player of all time.
{24318}{24494}Blernsball hall of fame|Blernsball fever - contract it!
{24509}{24583}First ball hit into orbit
{24740}{24799}Hey, look, the players who broked the various color barriers.
{24876}{24935}When will men learn that all races are equally inferior to robots.
{25031}{25072}Worst player in history
{25075}{25154}Here we are. The worst player in history
{25157}{25276}If I can be just a little better than him, I can slink away with my head held high.
{25279}{25338}It says he won't strike out when his tongue got stucked to an unusually cold bat!
{25405}{25464}And here he is trying to make a catch with an oven mitt.
{25477}{25545}It's even a crummy hologram.
{25548}{25577}I am not a hologram.
{25580}{25658}Though I am crummy. Hank Aaron the 24th.
{25661}{25701}Hank Aaron the 24th?
{25704}{25751}How could you play so blowfully.
{25754}{25808}The original Hank Aaron was great!
{25811}{25859}No, I was better then great.
{25862}{25921}I was the homerun king.
{25931}{25985}Neat!
{25988}{26074}So Hank, the bad Hank, just how blowfull were you?
{26098}{26157}Well, I had a low batting average.
{26160}{26228}Low, it was zero, you fungo.
{26246}{26305}You went your whole career without getting a hit.
{26318}{26350}Leela can beat that.
{26353}{26412}She's pitched her whole career without gettin an out.
{26450}{26493}You stink, lady.
{26496}{26555}Hey junior, she belongs in the exhibit instead of you.
{26588}{26647}Forget it. This job's too cuschy to give up.
{26718}{26774}Ah, Wade Boggs.
{26777}{26828}Goes down smooth.
{26831}{26895}Look. I don't wanna be in this exhibit.
{26898}{26943}Thats why I need your help.
{26946}{27040}So I can be one tiny iota less pathetic than you.
{27043}{27119}Oh, I can't help you to play better then Tiny Iota.
{27122}{27164}That guy was great.
{27167}{27271}But I'll teach you, everything I know.
{27312}{27367}OK, let see what you can do.
{27370}{27479}One thing she can do is lodge a ball in a death center of your brain.
{27482}{27580}You better get a batting helmet.
{27634}{27705}Alright, low and away.
{27761}{27820}Uh, ouch.
{27944}{27998}OK, try it again.
{28001}{28083}But this time, keep your eye off the ball.
{28086}{28141}You mean keep your eye on the ball.
{28144}{28221}Hey lady, which one of us is in the hall of fame?
{28224}{28300}Pssst, you're holding the bat upside down.
{28303}{28345}Just ??piss?? the ball.
{28348}{28416}OK. Eye off the ball.
{28526}{28565}... right.
{28568}{28639}-Hurray!|-Yeah, you did it Leela!
{28642}{28682}I didn't hit the batter.
{28685}{28744}For once I was pitching nad not just belly-itching.
{28777}{28814}Oh, you got that too?
{28817}{28876}I think there's a rash going around.
{28906}{29022}Fenway park|Home of the Green Monster
{29122}{29232}Welcome to Fenway park, home of the Boston Point-Dexters where the Mets close out of season and will rank among mankind's most awful crimes.
{29437}{29496}Hey, you open the franchise.
{29507}{29602}Yes, our biggest seller is Leelas bean pizza.
{29622}{29738}Six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like a beans.
{29741}{29800}Beans, ha?
{29811}{29842}Hmmm, this is great.
{29845}{29904}How do you make the crust so fizzy?
{29918}{30013}E, e, e. Ancient signoids secret.
{30016}{30078}My husband, some hot shot.
{30103}{30183}Here's his ancient signoids secret.
{30186}{30290}Live hornets. We smash them right into dough.
{30293}{30352}Look, I don't care if there's a horseman ??devoured?? in it.
{30366}{30389}That's good.
{30392}{30447}I wanna buy this franchise.
{30450}{30511}How does a hundred thousand dollar sound?
{30514}{30543}Forget it!
{30546}{30628}We come to Earth to make a pizza, not the money.
{30631}{30691}No-o bleh, otherway around.
{30694}{30748}Alright, offer accepted.
{30751}{30810}-Yeah!|-Yahoo!
{30851}{30916}Well fans, Bostons turn last game of the season into the real squeaker, and that's with three "E".
{31054}{31113}Two and on and they're down to their last out.
{31180}{31206}Come on, Skipper!
{31209}{31297}It's my last chance to prove I'm not a worst player ever.
{31300}{31343}Please, put me in.
{31346}{31405}No! We're acctually winning this game.
{31419}{31605}You only go in as joke when ray runs behind, or when our other pitchers sneak out early to beat the traffic.
{31607}{31666}Come on! Let see some fundamentals out there.
{31729}{31788}And not clown fundamentals.
{32108}{32153}Now the bases are loaded.
{32156}{32215}Isn't there a man on this team who can get one more out.
{32262}{32285}I can!
{32288}{32315}I repeat!
{32318}{32363}Isn't there a man on this...
{32366}{32432}I've been training with Hank Aaron.
{32435}{32496}You've been training with THE Hank Aaron?
{32499}{32564}I've been training with A Hank Aaron.
{32567}{32591}Alright then.
{32594}{32689}Get in there and pith like you've never pitched like you before.
{32761}{32818}Now pitching for the Mets.
{32821}{32880}Turanga Leela
{32908}{32967}Bean
{32984}{33043}???
{33075}{33157}-We go Leela.|-Way right down the pipe!
{33160}{33194}Strike them out, Leela!
{33197}{33256}Do it for the hundreds of women everywhere.
{33339}{33375}Your attention.
{33378}{33461}Now pinch-hitting for the Point-Dexters: Jackie Anderson.
{33578}{33637}Well, you look at that, college blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut against pro-ball's worst female anything.
{33818}{33877}I've never seen anything this bizzare.
{33882}{33941}And I've seen Mr. Belvedor naked.
{33969}{34001}Keep cool.
{34004}{34056}She is just like any other player.
{34059}{34118}She puts on her sports bra one arm at a time.
{34279}{34338}Strike one.
{34364}{34388}Strike one.
{34391}{34450}A personal best.
{34516}{34575}Strike two.
{34674}{34733}Remember fans, this exciting moment is brought to you by Muntle Franks, the hot-dogs with experience.
{35059}{35157}Basketball sweat|Ballpark sweat
{35422}{35514}Sbalding|Warranty void if hit
{35908}{35991}Hit it here and win the game
{36239}{36292}A grand slam blern
{36295}{36328}The match loose
{36331}{36408}Their season is over and no question,
{36411}{36494}Leela, the first woman ever to reach the majors,
{36506}{36629}will go down as the single worst player in history of Blernsball.
{36632}{36691}She's taught the world, that being a bum knows no gender.
{36788}{36847}And yet, tonight we've wittnessed the beginning of the great career for the first woman to play this sport well
{36980}{37039}Jackie Anderson.
{37181}{37206}Leela?
{37209}{37284}Jackie? I guess you were right.
{37287}{37340}I'm a lousy row model.
{37343}{37370}I'm sorry.
{37373}{37413}No, don't be.
{37416}{37475}It turns out that you were the inspiration after all.
{37521}{37543}I was?
{37546}{37605}Aha. You were so awful that women everywhere set out to proof they don't stink as bad as you.
{37705}{37750}You know, like a pig or something.
{37753}{37812}Oh, it's so kind of you.
{37835}{37892}I guess I made a differnce after all.
{37895}{37953}You absolutelly did, Leela.
{37956}{38084}Now please. Please retire. Immediatelly.
{38153}{38212}Hey kid, catch.
{38353}{38421}Worst player in history
{38511}{38627}Well, at least you're still the worst football player of all time.
{38630}{38707}}Yeah, yeah.
{38754}{38854}}Translation:
{38903}{39003}}Speech recognition:|Lucas13, Anabel Lee, K5
{39144}{39244}}Text format and time-sync:|K5 using SubtitlesK5ky|/07-Apr-2003/