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{445}{590}}53 - S4E9 - 3ACV21|Future Stock
{1196}{1291}Yes, good thing I noticed the similar shapes.
{1294}{1359}Planet Express stockholders!
{1362}{1586}I present our chief executive officer - Professor Hubert Farnsworth!
{1594}{1614}There is.
{1617}{1676}Take it off.
{1681}{1720}Where am I?
{1723}{1799}Move forward, walk into the light.
{1802}{1861}Oh god, I'm dead!
{1874}{1933}Well no matter.
{1956}{2015}Thank you all for coming.
{2018}{2149}I don't recognize any of you nor can I recall why I am here.
{2152}{2404}Now without further with you a film highlighting Planet Express Inc.'s latest fiscal year.
{2407}{2491}Planet Express is on the move!
{2494}{2682}For this hip young delivery company, tomorrow is today and today is yesterday.
{2685}{2744}You heard me.
{2776}{2860}It was year of soaring profits...
{2863}{2964}And significant one-time losses.
{3029}{3100}Psst, watching myself work makes me hungry.
{3103}{3147}Help me find some food somewhere.
{3150}{3197}I'm not only help you find it.
{3200}{3307}I'll help you do more to it.
{3340}{3381}Oh, a Bot-mitzvah!
{3384}{3485}Shalom hunger, shalom free food.
{3527}{3586}No shellfish.
{3592}{3651}That is so unfair.
{3670}{3729}Tell me about it.
{3793}{3861}{y:i}Today I am a Robot
{4019}{4047}So, what's the deal?
{4050}{4104}You guys don't believe in Robot-Jesus?
{4107}{4211}We believe he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot...
{4214}{4290}But he wasn't our messiah.
{4293}{4421}And so our company flames onwards Planet Express
{4424}{4461}limitless potential
{4464}{4504}countless horizons
{4507}{4659}the unstoppable juggernaut of the corporate universe.
{4662}{4714}It's been terrible year, people.
{4717}{4817}The company is on the verge of bankruptcy.
{4820}{4847}But the movie--
{4850}{4955}Was a substanial loss for the company.
{4958}{5197}The blue pie slice represents the money we earned from shipping packages, while the green slice represents eight dollar bank error in our favour.
{5200}{5249}This toads the webbed sprocket!
{5252}{5317}What about our thousands of shares of stock?
{5320}{5346}Worthless.
{5349}{5381}I'll kill you!
{5384}{5537}I own one share of Planet Ka-Jigger, so I'm entitled to some answers.
{5540}{5647}Question one: Why does no-one visits me in my home?
{5650}{5793}'Cause your apartment smells like poly-grip and cat pee.
{5796}{5882}Oh, this is perfect for me.
{5963}{6107}Question: do you have to have been cryogenicly frozen to get the free--
{6110}{6142}You didn't let me finish.
{6145}{6282}I was going to say: "To get the free food."
{6313}{6395}My name's Joe and I'm a defrostee.
{6398}{6437}Hi Joe.
{6440}{6561}When I was frozen giant carrots ruled the Earth, but now they don't.
{6564}{6656}It takes some getting used to.
{6700}{6740}Back in 1980's,
{6743}{6795}I was the toast of Wall Street.
{6798}{6894}I was having whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milkin. /Ivan Boesky and Michael Milkin were two Wall Street traders charged with inside trading in a financial scandal in the 80's/
{6897}{7017}But then I was diagnosed with terminal bone-itis.
{7020}{7130}Bone-itis? That's a funny name for horrible disease.
{7133}{7182}There was no cure at the time.
{7185}{7242}One drug company was closed--
{7245}{7346}But I arranged a hostile takeover and sold off all assets.
{7349}{7423}Made a cool hundred mil.
{7575}{7658}Naturally I froze myself until a cure was found.
{7661}{7775}Now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top.
{7778}{7843}80's style.
{7878}{7993}As a caveman frozen in the glacier I face different challenges.
{7996}{8194}A hardest thing was seeing my wife on display in the British Museum.
{8197}{8215}Hey buddy!
{8218}{8257}I'm from the same time as you.
{8260}{8315}Remember that song Safety Dance?
{8318}{8389}Sure do. We can dance.
{8558}{8630}You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.
{8633}{8725}I tell you, to go-go 80's Reaganauts like us. /After Ronald Reagan, American president for much of the 80's/
{8728}{8773}We can rule this world.
{8776}{8805}No question!
{8808}{8866}If only someone would give us a shot.
{8869}{8919}They are scared of our raw power.
{8922}{9050}Oh, but if you want a job, I could beg everyone in the company where I work.
{9053}{9150}Awesome, awesome to the max.
{9153}{9292}And finally-- the post office meter is for the business mail only.
{9295}{9336}Oh, come on!
{9339}{9406}I've got lot of ransom notes to send.
{9409}{9438}Enough talk!
{9441}{9489}It's time for action.
{9492}{9609}I move that everyone come to my appartment to snuggle my cat.
{9612}{9630}Second.
{9633}{9719}I move that your cat stinks and is ugly.
{9722}{9743}Second.
{9746}{9838}I move we vote on our new CEO.
{9851}{9892}And oust this old creep.
{9895}{9999}And also that my cat smells good and is pretty.
{10002}{10021}Second.
{10024}{10050}Very well.
{10053}{10112}I nominate-- the professor.
{10115}{10136}-Second.|-Second.
{10139}{10177}-Second.|-I'm your man.
{10180}{10254}I vote my 10,000 shares for the professor.
{10257}{10374}-Yeah, the professor.|-Me too.|-Yep.|-Me.
{10377}{10416}I nominate That Guy!
{10419}{10615}Not just because he has a suit, but because he knows about business and stuff and he has a tie.
{10618}{10748}My shares still count if they went through washing machine, right?
{10751}{10874}Well, if I know anything about which number is bigger than the other number.
{10877}{10915}-I say that--|-Now hold on there!
{10918}{11013}Scuffy votes his forty-thousand shares for the mysterious stranger.
{11016}{11054}Forty-thousand?!
{11057}{11158}How come you have four times as much stock as the rest of us?
{11161}{11262}Scruffy believes in this company.
{11286}{11328}Than we have a tie.
{11331}{11461}And in the event of a tie, the professor as current CEO remains--
{11464}{11507}I demand the floor.
{11510}{11635}I only have one share, but I get to vote same as anyone.
{11638}{11713}And I'm voting against the cat-hater!
{11716}{11787}Isn't that right, kit?
{11792}{11866}Hey, you ate my change!
{11939}{11970}Then it's settled.
{11973}{12097}The new CEO of Planet Express corporation is--
{12100}{12159}That Guy!
{12380}{12469}Please welcome our new CEO--
{12484}{12543}That Guy.
{12636}{12672}Let's cut to the chase!
{12675}{12760}There are two kinds of people - sheeps and sharks.
{12763}{12816}Anyone who is a sheep is fired.
{12819}{12865}Who is a sheep?
{12868}{12975}Excuse me, which is the one people like to hug?
{12978}{13046}Gutsy question, you are a shark.
{13049}{13108}Sharks are winners and they don't look back.
{13111}{13144}'Cos they don't have necks.
{13147}{13209}Necks are for sheep.
{13257}{13345}I'm proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks.
{13348}{13499}And I'm gonna lead you to the top in this industry of--
{13502}{13530}Package delivery.
{13533}{13568}Package delivery?!
{13571}{13626}Oh, God...
{13629}{13661}Fantastic!
{13664}{13811}Now, the first order of business is to blame everything on the guy before me.
{13814}{13836}Professor?
{13839}{13922}I'll ruin you like I ruined this company.
{13925}{13983}Terrific. Question number one:
{13986}{14052}What was your overall business plan?
{14055}{14157}e, uhm, e... A bussines plan...
{14160}{14177}Yes...
{14180}{14204}I keep it here.
{14207}{14293}Right next to my heart.
{14385}{14468}This isn't a business plan, it's an escape plan!
{14471}{14530}So long, suckers.
{14591}{14638}Huhuhahahha!
{14641}{14826}Fry, as a fellow 80's dollar jockey, I'm making you my new vice-chairman.
{14829}{14902}I'm rolling up the corporate ramp.
{14905}{14946}It's the end of the line!
{14949}{14975}We are ruined!
{14978}{15113}What favourite dream is that bids to tear this company in twain?
{15116}{15193}{y:i}National Pornographic
{15215}{15274}@#$%^&*
{15286}{15374}That's what I call a hostile makeover.
{15377}{15407}Hair gel?
{15410}{15490}No thanks, I make my own.
{15868}{15973}This company is gonna shoot straight to the top and stay there.
{15976}{16022}Like Cindy Lauper.
{16025}{16156}I ask you: who is the number one delivery service on Earth?
{16159}{16266}Is it Planet Express, master?
{16270}{16319}Is this guy a shark, or what?
{16322}{16423}Seriously, no. We stink outloud.
{16426}{16492}Here is the big Encherito. /a slang term for enchilada, a mexican dish/
{16495}{16564}Mom's Friendly Delivery Company.
{16567}{16612}We can't compete with Mom.
{16615}{16677}Her company is big and evil.
{16680}{16723}Ours is small and neutral.
{16726}{16785}Switzerland is small and neutral.
{16788}{16838}We're more like Germany--
{16841}{16900}Ambitious and misunderstood.
{16903}{16973}Look, everyone wants to be like Germany.
{16976}{17049}But do we really have the the pure strength of will?
{17052}{17111}I say we do.
{17114}{17198}Now, are we gonna let ourself get beaten by old lady?
{17201}{17251}Yes, my liege.
{17254}{17273}No, we are not!
{17276}{17441}As vice-chairman, I believe I speak for the entire board when I issue this challenge to Mom!
{17444}{17503}Look at my butt!
{17613}{17673}You call that a pressed ham?
{17676}{17774}Walt, hit the Retaliate button!
{17805}{17821}Let's see...
{17824}{17922}Any button! They all retaliate!
{18279}{18419}{y:i}Exciting!|{y:i}Big ape fight today
{18589}{18660}Yeah, hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
{18663}{18697}This is the highlife.
{18700}{18771}Watching apes mangle each other near celebrities.
{18774}{18930}In my day we went to coke parties but the principle is the same.
{18933}{19057}Get your stinking trike off me you damn dirty ape!
{19060}{19090}Listen, big guy.
{19093}{19220}Now that you are my protége, It's time I cut you in on a secret to success.
{19223}{19254}Any guesses?
{19257}{19324}Err, work really, really hard?
{19327}{19376}-No!|-Oh, thank God!
{19379}{19462}It's all about appearances.
{19468}{19884}That's why it's time to update our company's stodgy image and give it the sleek dazzling veneer of the 1980's.
{19961}{20076}This company's on the fast-track to the it list, blastfax kudos all around.
{20079}{20202}Uuh, hello! We haven't made one delivery since you two took over.
{20205}{20304}Delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business.
{20307}{20353}Image, people, image!
{20356}{20407}Scope up this new ad!
{20410}{20514}We are all one purpose, one path.
{20573}{20687}Our enemies shall be eaten by squirrels
{20690}{20802}and we shall bow down in worship to ourselves...
{20805}{20864}We shall prevail!
{20968}{21054}Hey, we were watching that!
{21116}{21152}That was terrible.
{21155}{21201}People won't even know what we do!
{21204}{21252}I don't even know what we do.
{21255}{21305}Nah, just kidding. Heh.
{21308}{21360}What are we like, a bus or something?
{21363}{21426}Did you approve that awful ad, Fry?
{21429}{21486}Yes I did, Leels, and I'll tell you why:
{21489}{21564}because it grows the brand.
{21567}{21626}Oh Lord!
{21637}{21712}This company is circuling to drain, I tell you!
{21715}{21784}I'd sell my stock right now for a sendwich.
{21787}{21846}Sold!
{21921}{21983}A complete sandwich?
{22010}{22043}You got fleeced.
{22046}{22219}I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.
{22300}{22374}What is this moose drip?
{22415}{22484}The new delivery kings.
{22487}{22576}I'm sick hearing about those turtle squirts.
{22579}{22624}But they are kings, Mommy.
{22627}{22722}Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
{22812}{22875}Enjoy our private dining room, folks.
{22878}{22989}This is where we serve our richest, most successfull champs.
{22992}{23033}Tonight, that's us.
{23036}{23114}-What you've got that's really overpriced?|-Everything.
{23117}{23161}-Bring me that.|-Make it two.
{23164}{23225}And glass of your water.
{23228}{23291}OK, let's work on your executive speak.
{23294}{23359}I'm worried about blank.
{23362}{23397}Don't you worry about blank.
{23400}{23451}Let me worry about blank.
{23454}{23514}Good, I also would accepted:
{23517}{23696}"Blank? Blank! You are not looking at the big picture!"
{23713}{23767}What a pleasant surprise!
{23770}{23817}Shut up, booger blaster.
{23820}{23877}It's time the three of us have a talk.
{23880}{23923}I'll handle this Fry.
{23926}{24043}You get back to the farm, shift some paradigms, revolutionize outside the box.
{24046}{24067}I'm on it.
{24070}{24198}But if you need me you know where I'll be.
{24354}{24399}Call me a booger blaster.
{24402}{24497}I blast a booger so hard that--
{24500}{24538}Fry, we are worried about Planet Express.
{24541}{24597}Don't you worry about Planet Express.
{24600}{24638}Let me worry about blank.
{24641}{24800}That guy's nothing but a flashy con man and you've been hypnotised by his swinging baloney.
{24803}{24844}You've changed, Fry.
{24847}{24889}What! I haven't changed.
{24892}{24945}Sues, have I changed?
{24948}{24985}No, sir, Mr Fry.
{24988}{25039}Thanks, doll.
{25042}{25108}I don't care what Ms Johnson says,
{25111}{25203}That Guy's turning this place into some kind of... business.
{25206}{25251}This isn't a business!
{25254}{25412}I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labour, like a family.
{25415}{25452}You are right professor.
{25455}{25612}We may not be a traditional family like a Murfy's next door, or lesbian coven across the street.
{25615}{25650}But we are family.
{25653}{25731}And that guy understands that.
{25734}{25747}Everyone's fired.
{25750}{25792}We're out off business.
{25795}{25854}-No.|-Oh, no.
{25857}{25923}I'm going to sell Planet Express to Mom.
{25926}{26007}So she can get the company and eliminate us as competitors.
{26010}{26102}Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
{26105}{26251}Because I don't want ass-prints on my new door.
{26492}{26629}Ms Johnson, please bring in some chair fuel.
{26790}{26850}I had no idea the company would be sold.
{26853}{26897}I was just innocent suck-up.
{26900}{26963}You've got to belive me.
{26966}{27046}Just leave us alone and let us clear our lockers.
{27049}{27108}Yeah.
{27183}{27226}It's so sad.
{27229}{27285}Where will I go?
{27288}{27342}What will I do?
{27345}{27475}You have Mrs. Darling Havens cotillion at seven, madam.
{27478}{27537}That'll be fun.
{27674}{27727}Ms Johnson, you've never lied to me.
{27730}{27789}Am I still a good person?
{27792}{27821}I don't know, sir.
{27824}{27885}I'm a program build into the intercom.
{27888}{27897}I've got to redeem myself.
{27900}{28019}Somehow, sometime, for some reason--
{28033}{28100}I'll block this take-over.
{28103}{28197}Mr Fry, your two o'clock magician is here.
{28200}{28224}Believe it or not,
{28227}{28386}I've more important things to do today than laugh and clap my hands.
{28389}{28448}Reschedule.	
{29215}{29267}Sell 100 soylent beans.
{29270}{29376}-Buy 3000 corn bellys.|-200 cans of whoop ass.
{29379}{29424}Three big bags of trash.
{29427}{29481}Attention, please.
{29484}{29577}A take over of PlanEx corp. by Mom's delivery company
{29580}{29656}will take place in the business center in ten minutes.
{29659}{29769}I am Jor-el, master of scheduling!
{29988}{30093}OK, we got hot hot-tub hot the wine-cooler is cool.
{30096}{30147}It's hammer time.
{30150}{30209}You suck!
{30306}{30431}According to regulations, both companies must approve the take over.
{30434}{30530}Planet Express shareholders, cast your votes.
{30533}{30635}Great panda of Uganda, we can vote against it!
{30638}{30676}???
{30679}{30834}I'll vote it down like a raise for school teachers!
{31076}{31135}What the...
{31150}{31257}I neglected to mention that the shares I bought from Dr Zoidberg--
{31260}{31302}Gave me majority control.
{31305}{31392}Zoidberg owned 51% of the company!?
{31395}{31508}The shares were worthless and he kept asking for toilet paper!
{31511}{31687}And now with MomCorp shareholders will cast their ballots.
{31976}{32058}{y:i}YES - NO - PAT BUCHANAN
{32061}{32115}The ballot was confusing.
{32118}{32161}How about a hand recount.
{32164}{32214}OK.
{32217}{32354}The takeover of Planet Express is approved.
{32357}{32394}It stinks.
{32397}{32434}Madam is outraged.
{32437}{32458}Security!
{32461}{32586}I want that bunch of rowdies out of here!
{32790}{32907}MomCorp will now purchase all outstanding shares of Planet Express
{32910}{33013}at current market price, which is...
{33016}{33059}107
{33062}{33130}Hey, @#$%^&*
{33190}{33250}And also you hurt my feelings.
{33253}{33322}What are you solids griping about?
{33325}{33422}Your shares are worth a $107 a piece.
{33425}{33509}They are? Oh my god, I'm a millionaire!
{33512}{33596}Suddenly, I have an opinion about the capital gains tax.
{33599}{33658}I'm even richer!
{33661}{33729}Oh, I have no shares!
{33809}{33857}Wait! My sandwich.
{33860}{33910}Has it also appriciated in value?
{33913}{33933}Please, oh please!
{33936}{34013}You didn't even refrigerate it you spineless lobster!
{34016}{34123}You! Had to drag spines into this!
{34249}{34350}As vice-chairman of Planet Express I'd like to say a few words.
{34353}{34524}There comes time for every man towho becomes rich and deserts his friends, when he goes back to how it was.
{34527}{34658}For me, that time is now so I ask you, as a friend:
{34661}{34704}won't you stop this deal?
{34707}{34886}Fry, I'm an 80's guy, friendship to me means that for two bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you detached retinas.
{34889}{34975}The deal will go ahead as--
{35216}{35275}My bones!
{35282}{35339}Oh, my god. His bone-itis.
{35342}{35527}I was so busy being 80's guy, I forget to cure it.
{35642}{35773}My only regret is, that I have bone-itis.
{35864}{35923}He's dead.
{35973}{36086}Pry out his fillings, feed him to the jackals and let's get on with the sale.
{36089}{36239}I don't think so, because as vice-chairman of the company I gain voting control of the shares.
{36242}{36298}Don't be a fool, you idiot!
{36301}{36358}I'll be whatever I want to.
{36361}{36447}That guy was the greatest businessman that ever lived.
{36450}{36567}Before his mysterious death he taught me everything he knew.
{36570}{36638}But some things I had to learn myself.
{36641}{36746}I learned that money is fine, but in the end, what counts is people.
{36749}{36777}People you love.
{36780}{36851}You can't put price on that.
{36854}{36913}And so I'm giving up control of the company
{36916}{37105}to a man of enormous experience - Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
{37108}{37197}What? I'm awake, I'm awake.
{37312}{37379}Fry, stop doing the right thing, you jerk.
{37382}{37430}Let Mom buy the company.
{37433}{37555}We all want to be filthy, stinking rich!
{37558}{37560}Trust me, two out of three doesn't counteth.
{37563}{37658}You mean, you'd rather be rich than work together?
{37661}{37710}Hell, yeah!
{37713}{37861}In my whole life, this company was the only place I've really felt at home.
{37864}{37935}But if being billionaire is more important to you than our...
{37938}{37948}In your face!
{37951}{38116}...friendship, then I'll sell Planet Express - for you.
{38119}{38231}Millionair is nothing the stock's worth only 3 Ka-Jiggers.
{38234}{38293}Oh, come on.
{38301}{38406}My jaw, it's worthless now than it was when worthless.
{38409}{38461}It is? Yahoo!
{38464}{38613}We're poor no matter what I do, the deal is off.
{38646}{38911}Ah-ha! Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays of for the hungry investor!
{38914}{38973}Oh, I'm ruined!
{39012}{39071}Why? Why?
{39085}{39229}Look, so we are not millionaires, at least are still get to work together.
{39232}{39294}Shut your fat mouth.
{39320}{39383}See you guys on Monday.
{39386}{39483}created by ProTroN using SubMatch /2003-03-16/
{39486}{39583}corrections by|pepak, Anabel Lee, K5, janek, ...
{39586}{39873}Reformated by K5 for ShareReactror MPG file /30-Mar-2003/