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{380}{530}Portion 48. - S4E4 - 4ACV03|Love and Rocket
{1009}{1116}You are one narrow minded spaceship Planet Express Ship.
{1119}{1299}Whoa whoa! Why should my tax money pay for art I find offensive? 
{1302}{1435}Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
{1438}{1561}Oh its filthy! Why not create a national endowment for strip clubs while we're at it?
{1564}{1605}Why not indeed! 
{1608}{1755}Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
{1758}{1971}Fine! I'll be in my quarters appreciating controversial artworks.
{1974}{2057}Oops! Sorry! Heh heh heh!
{2186}{2286}Aaah that ship is so white bread!
{2289}{2481}People! It's Valentines Day next week, so your beloved company has gotten you all new uniforms!
{2484}{2521}Cool!
{2524}{2586}Cloven, delicious cloven!
{2589}{2761}We'll need to look our best if we're to get the account of our new potential customer - Romanticorp!
{2764}{2873}Romanticorp? Are they a corporation that makes romantic stuff?
{2876}{2913}Very good Amy!
{2916}{3039}Everyone suit up. We're off to the most romantic city on Earth!
{3042}{3101}MILWAUKEE
{3493}{3818}Remember, we've got to show these people we're not bitter husks of human beings who long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime. Leela you'll have to do some acting.
{3821}{3878}Check!
{3881}{4000}Welcome, aww I'm just so excited!
{4018}{4125}I'm Sheldon and this is my chief financial officer Gwen.
{4128}{4248}For 30 years we've shared the adventure of managing Romanticorp.
{4251}{4376}Not to mention the adventure of marriage!
{4421}{4513}Oh you have got to be kidding!
{4522}{4638}Ow! Ow! I mean, aww thats so sweet!
{4645}{4752}Ow! I mean, Aww dats show shweet!
{4844}{5015}You know, romance is an important part of our work too, uh right everyone?
{5018}{5063}Yeah sure. 
{5066}{5138}Do any of you collect Lovey Bears?
{5141}{5377}I do! Kif's given me dozens! Is it true what the ad says? That you kiss them together out of blanket cloth and magic buttons?
{5380}{5402}No.
{5405}{5575}It's actually cheaper to genetically engineer real ones.
{5590}{6013}They frolic in the Lovey Forest until their first birthday then we choose the cuddliest ugliest ones and stuff them full of fire retardant love fluff!
{6016}{6075}BEAR HOSPITAL
{6095}{6154}So cute!
{6186}{6389}Knowing which pickup lines fizzle and which ones sizzle keeps us on the cutting edge of flirtation technology.
{6392}{6543}Is heaven missing an angel? Cos you've got nice cans!
{6546}{6725}My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
{6844}{6932}Does that dummy have a brother?
{6935}{7210}And now friends and lovers we come to the heart of our operation. Pun definately intended!
{7280}{7305}CUTIE PIE
{7308}{7341}Impressive!
{7344}{7563}My family has been making these hearts since the 1900's. Tastes may have changed but our secret recipe sure hasn't.
{7566}{7640}BONE MEAL - EARWIG HONEY
{7681}{7903}Whoa! Letters like "U" and "R" can mean words like "You" and "Are." Here Leela, U-R-2 Cute!
{7906}{7950}Perhaps. What's your point?
{7953}{8470}I've never been able to put into words how I feel about you. But somewhere among these trillions of hearts, those words must already exist. And I'm gonna find them.
{8605}{8688}So do we have the contract?
{8697}{8952}With that big new Romanticorp contract, I've been able to make those government mandated upgrades you've all been suing me about.
{8955}{9062}Ooo look! You taped up the cracks in the dark matter reactor!
{9065}{9163}And you got a cage for the lion!
{9303}{9442}Hey who's been messing with the radio? This isn't alternative rock it's college rock!
{9445}{9590}Oh it must have been the ship's new improved personality software I installed.
{9593}{9647}Yeah it was me. It's a cute song.
{9650}{9796}Listen ship! No one changes my stations! I hope you have a good mechanic!
{9799}{9908}It even comes with an adjustable voice.
{9911}{10059}We each get one of the four buttons remember Bender? That was the deal.
{10062}{10132}Wha? Did you just say hihihi ?
{10135}{10412}If you don't like the stations you could just... play with my buttons til you find something we both enjoy. Oh gosh! That came out all wrong!
{10415}{10632}Too late baby, you said it! So what'll it be? My place? Or you?
{10850}{10978}Before we deliver these hearts, I'm gonna find the one that sums up my feelings for you!
{11010}{11153}"I Love You." Hmm, too conventional. "You're My Man." Ooo so close!
{11193}{11372}I'm not impressed by a guy's message Fry. I'm impressed by the guy. Or not.
{11405}{11410}What was that?
{11430}{11494}Maybe we hit a space cow.
{11534}{11593}Coochie coochie!
{11599}{11689}Stop it! You're mussing up my trajectory!
{11710}{11794}You know you love it sugar-engine!
{11797}{11847}No! Hahahaha!
{11875}{12081}Bender! What's going on in here? Planet Express Ship! Cover your shame!
{12127}{12217}It's not what it looks like. Bender was just helping me... zip up my turbine.
{12250}{12657}Wow Bender are you and the ship an item? I mean I know you're both items but... how can you date a ship anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady. And living inside her. And she'd be all like.
{12683}{12876}Fry, in order for me to get busy at maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a big 400 ton booty!
{12902}{13155}Bender, dating your co-worker and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical and a violation of interstellar shipping statute 437-B.
{13190}{13282}That's what makes it so nasty!
{13343}{13540}Still, given the chance, I've given to urges far more shocking.
{13605}{14224}Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
{14797}{14834}Well, I'm sick of her.
{14844}{14882}The ship? But you just started dating.
{14905}{15017}With my mighty robot powers I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans.
{15044}{15143}Well just remember we all still have to work together. So try and let her down easy.
{15172}{15301}In due time Leela. But for now I'll just resume dating cheap boozies on the side.
{15336}{15370}You have much to teach us.
{15386}{15583}Ugh. Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?
{15612}{15764}Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.
{15943}{16086}What's it like being a lawyer for the Mayor's office? And also the world's strongest millionaire?
{16116}{16219}Well baby, for starters you gotta be honest all the time!
{16238}{16364}Good evening Bender! And to your lady friends may I say - Bam!
{16401}{16460}You know Elzar?
{17000}{17074}Planet Express Ship? Is that you?
{17093}{17164}Oh. Hi Fry. Is Bender home?
{17184}{17258}Uh urm no. I think he's at his parent's.
{17275}{17386}Oh I see. He didn't fly there in another spaceship did he?
{17408}{17565}Bender?? No! He's an old fashioned one spaceship robot. Look I'll tell him you stopped by OK?
{17595}{17654}OK.
{17774}{17863}Oh. Hi Fry. Is he home now?
{17867}{17980}Central park ZOO|Now with more goats
{18176}{18363}Of all the zoos we've been to today, I like this one the best. Bender, which is your favourite nocturnal rat?
{18395}{18444}Eh, they're all pretty unimpressive.
{18468}{18551}Oh honey look! The Tapirs!
{18663}{18816}It says here that the babies lose their pyjama like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting honey?
{18847}{18940}Yup. Mind numbingly interesting. Ooh!
{18966}{19011}Bender!! Are you looking at other women?
{19037}{19096}No baby, never!
{19130}{19349}Bender! Don't lie! I saw you at Elzar's with those two ladys of the evening. Explain that! 
{19379}{19453}OK, I like a challenge.
{19559}{19755}I got it! I'm going to be completely honest with you Planet Express ship. Those women you saw me with...were my accountants! 
{19782}{20149}Your accountants? Oh I would dearly love to believe that were true. So I do. I'm going to go home and get dinner started.
{20165}{20189}Who are you talking to?
{20223}{20302}No one baby! Lucy Liu is the only girl for Bender!
{20325}{20384}I love you - 
{20576}{20630}Planet Express ship is something wrong?
{20645}{20828}Oh it's Bender. He's acting so strange lately. Do you think he's going to ask me to marry him?
{20839}{20893}Uh, no.
{20896}{21020}Oh-oh, someone knows something she's not telling!
{21023}{21272}Uh look, I'm not saying Bender's not great but have you ever considered that maybe he's... you know... not that great?
{21295}{21489}You're just jealous! No one loves you because you're tiny and made of meat!
{21508}{21603}Could you maybe pay a little more attention to these asteroids?
{21606}{21845}Sorry Captain Leela. I guess I'm just having one of those... manic Mondays!
{21884}{21960}Omicron Persei 8|246 days without invading earth
{21961}{22170}Omicron Persei 8|247 days without invading earth
{22212}{22446}This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other 5?
{22449}{22556}Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.
{22559}{22745}Exaulted leaders, the Earth messengers have arrived bearing a peace offering from their weak and fearful government.
{22761}{22916}Oh very well. This is a Joey heavy episode anyway.
{23023}{23163}I am Lrrr of the planet Omicron Persei 8.
{23200}{23576}Esteemed potentates of Omicron Persei 8, please accept these 20 billion candy hearts as proof that Earth loves you. Thiiiis much!
{23579}{23670}Bleurgh! These candies are choccy and unpleasant! 
{23683}{23790}And what is this emotion you humans call "wuv"?
{23803}{23849}Surely it says "love"?
{23869}{23966}No, "wuv." With an Earth "w." Behold!
{23985}{24128}This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!
{24311}{24408}Incoming torpedoes. Sheilds at maximum yarnell.
{24411}{24564}Steady, Planet Express ship. Focus on diverting all power to the scramjets.
{24571}{24862}Uh look, Planet Express ship, this might not be the best time... but... well... I really like you and whatever but...I think we should just be friends.
{24872}{24931}Nooooooo!!!
{25044}{25103}So we're cool?
{25516}{25642}Well, it was a spectacular battle but there doesn't seem to be any permanent damage.
{25676}{25756}No damage?? What about my feelings??
{25789}{25886}Aww, calm down. I'm sure Bender is taking this just as hard as you are.
{25924}{25998}Bender is great oh Bender is great. Bender Bender Bender!
{26035}{26072}You couldn't have picked a better time to dump the ship Bender!
{26121}{26402}Eh, the moment seemed right. Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.
{26457}{26708}I know, I know. Look Ship, if there's one thing I learnt from my mutual breakup with Sean that was totally mutual its that happiness can only come from within you.
{26762}{26897}But Bender is -is- within me! There must be some way to make him love me again.
{26948}{27085}Trust me. You can't change men anymore than you can change the laws of time and space.
{27139}{27453}That's so true. I may not be able to change the laws of time and space, but I know something that can.
{27686}{27881}Uh sweetie? You see that giant quasar we're heading into? You might wanna scooch a few parsecs to the left.
{27929}{27972}I'm afraid I can't do that Leela.
{28013}{28030}What's happening? Space cow?
{28068}{28155}The ship's just taking the breakup a little hard. She's nuts!
{28184}{28436}In a few moments the power of 10 million black holes will smush me and BEnder together into a beautiful enternal quantum singularity.
{28439}{28721}Uh you don't need to kill us Planet Express ship... because... I love you! Uh yeah baby! I feel like doing stuff.
{28745}{28904}Hmm. I don't believe you. If you really wanted to be with me you'd merge your program with mine.
{28930}{29114}Whoa whoa whoa! Slow down! All of my friends that have done that said that afterwards all the passion went out of their relationship.
{29152}{29177}Look, I don't know if you want my opinion -
{29214}{29468}Leela, Bender and I really need to be alone. So, I'm turning off the oxygen.
{29573}{29665}Now look missy! If you don't trun around now I'm going to have to shut down your brain!
{29709}{29828}Fire detected in the vicinity of Leela.
{29867}{29912}Ha! That barely hurt Leela at all!
{29942}{30103}Maybe not. But what if the artificial gravity were to malfunction?
{30106}{30192}Argh! Float for your lives!
{30339}{30415}This is the one place she can't hear us. Everyone just pretend to shower.
{30447}{30463}Same as every day. Got it!
{30500}{30559}Now here's the plan.
{30715}{30776}Oh, if only I could read lips!
{30805}{30945}Comprendez Bender? You'll have to distract her. Merge your program with hers while I shut down her brain.
{30981}{31212}It's too risky. I'm a very meek individual. If her personality engulfs mine, the Bender you know and worship could disappear forever!
{31255}{31347}I'm willing to take that risk.
{31504}{31661}Hey pookums! Contrary to what I was saying earlier, melding minds with you would be extremely bearable.
{31711}{31742}You really mean it?
{31745}{31804}Uh... yes!
{32330}{32395}Huh? Tubes? You're older than you said you were!
{32427}{32494}Come closer Bender. Lets become one!
{32518}{32706}I prefer two. That way we can still be a horse for Halloween.
{32755}{32814}Brain Room
{33010}{33286}OK, Bender has her distracted. Now I can shut down her brain by deactivating the carbonated logic matrix.
{33309}{33394}Ugh. I can't concentrate with this obnoxious candy in my face.
{33433}{33503}I'm on it. And maybe I'll find those magic words while I'm at it.
{33532}{33591}Fat chance.
{33743}{33781}Ooo how 'bout this one?
{33801}{33995}Give it up Fry! I've got to pop these tops in a precise order. 
{34041}{34128}Halfway there. The ship should be getting a little less rational now.
{34141}{34263}Want... to... engulf... Bender!
{34355}{34415}Only a few more.
{34448}{34717}Hey! I won free admission to Six Flags! Just one more reason we must survive this.
{34729}{34779}Um, Leela?
{34782}{34949}Fry! I'll read your candy later! When we're not dead!
{35038}{35061}What was that?
{35064}{35123}Oh nothing.
{35216}{35345}We're gonna love being each other you sexy ion!
{35361}{35420}Nooo!
{35465}{35524}Last one!
{35811}{36042}It worked! Gravity normal, air returning, terror replaced by cautious optimism! We did it Fry!
{36060}{36099}Fry?
{36107}{36181}Oxygen level: 0
{36264}{36443}You gave me your oxygen? Oh no! Breathe Fry breathe!
{36746}{36820}You leave me breath-less
{36890}{36946}Happy Valentines Day Fry.
{36972}{37037}Happy Valentines Day.
{37107}{37165}Bender! Are you OK?
{37168}{37229}What crazy thing am I going to date next?
{37259}{37358}Well at least it sounds like you were able to keep your conciousness seperate from hers.
{37382}{37503}Of course! Bender is a lone wolf. A solitary eagle.
{37528}{37563}A cuddly baby Tapir!
{37593}{37673}And that's why I love 'em!
{37705}{37764}Well I guess we'd better clean up these millions of hearts.
{37785}{37874}Nah, I've got a lazier idea.
{38100}{38258}As the candy hearts poured into the|firey quasar a wonderous thing
{38261}{38443}happened why not. They vapourised|into a mysitcal love radiation that spread
{38446}{38620}across the universe destroying many|many planets, including two gangster
{38623}{38805}planets and a cowboy world. But one|planet was at exactly the right distance
{38808}{38987}to see the romantic rays, but not be|destroyed by them. Earth. So all over
{38990}{39171}the world couples stood together in joy.|And me, Zoidberg! And no one could
{39174}{39316}have been happier unless it would have|been Valentines Day.
{39319}{39390}What? It was? Hooray!
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