{23}{93}FUTURAMA
{93}{166}Luck Of The Fryrish
{196}{290}subtitled by Jose Pablo Aguilar
{521}{550}Push, Mrs. Fry, you're almost there
{550}{592}You can do it, honey. Squeeze one out for America
{592}{624}Hey, keep it down 
{624}{650}it's the ninth inning.
{665}{677}Here's the O-2 pitch to Criedpoole
{677}{721}he's taking all the way for a called strike three
{721}{748}Swing the bat, you bum!
{780}{822}It's a boy  and look at that red hair
{822}{852}You saying my son's a commie?
{852}{918}And Brodie leans into the pitch... It hits him! The Mets win!
{918}{972}This is the happiest day of my life!
{972}{1006}Here's your baby, ma'am.
{1006}{1019}Yeah, okay, thanks.
{1019}{1035}So, what should we name him?
{1035}{1066}Oh, you pick. I picked dinner last night
{1066}{1101}Well, I was thinking of "Philip" 
{1101}{1125}after those screwdrivers?
{1125}{1172}That's a fantastic idea. More morphine, please!
{1203}{1230}Look, Yancy. It's your baby brother, Philip
{1237}{1297}I want to be named Philip. Me Philip! Me Philip!
{1309}{1385}Son, your name is Yancy|just like me and my grandfather, and so on... 
{1385}{1492}all the way back to Minute Man Yancy Fry|who blasted Commies in the American Revolution
{1524}{1629}Philip, until I find a suitable model of an ICBM|you'll have to make do learning to fear this toy spacecraft
{1713}{1745}Mine.
{2058}{2069}Come on!
{2069}{2095}Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
{2095}{2137}To hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes
{2191}{2277}And it's a dead heat.|They're checking the electron microscope|and the winner is... 
{2284}{2325}number three, in a quantum finish.
{2336}{2381}No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it
{2402}{2417}How did you do, Fry?
{2417}{2439}I'll tell you when my horse finishes
{2472}{2482}Bad
{2517}{2549}In today's field we own four horses and two jockeys
{2555}{2587}We just put our best jockey out to stud, Amy. 
{2587}{2609}He's perfect for you.
{2621}{2656}Hey, baby. Ever do it in a suitcase?
{2667}{2697}Ooh, look. it's the Centaur race.
{2734}{2781}Ow! Ooh! Ow!
{2781}{2836}Come on, come on.|Hey, Leela, how about a kiss for good luck?
{2872}{2894}I meant tongue luck.
{2922}{2973}And the winner is number four... Steven!
{2973}{3048}I am so unlucky.|I've run over black cats that were luckier than me.
{3059}{3157}Get your piping hot horse burgers horse fries,|horse cakes and shakes.We got tongue,|straight from the horse's mouth.
{3157}{3169}Hmm.
{3169}{3184}It all sounds good.
{3184}{3257}All our horses are 100% horse-fed|for that double-horse "juiced-in" goodness.
{3257}{3311}I'll have the cholesterol-free omelet with horse-beaters.
{3311}{3347}And you, Sir? How can I horse you?
{3347}{3369}I'll have a horse Coke.
{3369}{3384}Horse Pepsi okay?
{3384}{3403}Nay.
{3694}{3711}Hey, what are you doing?
{3711}{3745}This
{3773}{3840}Dear Horse God|I know I don't usually pray to you.|Sometimes I doubt you even exist
{3840}{3909}But if you're willing to grant me luck...|please, stamp your hoof once
{4000}{4017}Come on, number six. Move it!
{4081}{4123}Don't do that. What are you...?
{4132}{4151}Man, it's contagious
{4163}{4223}And the winner is Harry Trotter by the entire racetrack.
{4247}{4307}Yahoo-hoo-hoo! That'll teach those other horses|to take drugs.
{4328}{4422}That's IT.|You can only take my money for so long|before you take it all and I say enough! 
{4433}{4483}I've got one dollar left and this one I'm  holding on to.
{4508}{4530}Oh, no, you don't
{4682}{4755}I may not know much about horses|but I know a lot about doing anything for one dollar
{4836}{4918}If you think bad luck can defeat me|then you don't know my name is Philip J. 
{4949}{4967}Whew
{5062}{5101}That is one unlucky guy.
{5207}{5274}Kareem's got the "sky hook"|but Philip J. Fry's got the "space hook"
{5346}{5390}Yancy drives. He goes up with his patented "space hook" 
{5413}{5464}Hey, that's MY patented space hook. You stole it!
{5464}{5489}You're not the president of it
{5615}{5660}Holy Kamoley! A seven-leaf clover!
{5660}{5691}I'm dying of old age!
{5848}{5968}Game over! Phil wins! Yancy's fans are stunned!|They'll be no celebration at the Yancy Dome!
{5968}{5987}Lucky.
{6125}{6152}Well, someone's in a good mode.
{6152}{6216}Let's just say I lucked out at the track.|Also, I rigged one race.
{6216}{6286}Huh! I'd have won a lot of money too|if I still had my lucky seven-leaf clover
{6286}{6312}Plus, I'd still have my hair
{6338}{6395}I got your page, Mr. Fry. Your new hair is ready  
{6411}{6442}So, whatever happened to the seven-leaf clover?
{6442}{6490}I hid it in a secret hiding place|whose location I never told anyone
{6490}{6516}Not even Scruffy
{6558}{6592}So the clover is still in the hiding place, maybe?
{6592}{6728}Hey, yeah! Maybe it is still there.|Underground, in the ruins of Old New York.|Helping some ant defeat another ant.|Or helping some piece of dirt turn its luck around
{6728}{6753}Dirt doesn't need luck
{6759}{6858}I'm going down there to get my clover BACK.|Some of the tunnels have metal bars|so I'll need someone who's good at bending
{6858}{6873}Leela, how about you?
{6873}{6889}Sure, I'll do it
{6889}{6924}Like hell you will! Bending's my middle name
{6924}{6936}It is?
{6936}{6949}Yep
{6949}{7006}My full name is Bender Bending R-R-Rodriguez
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{7040}{7134}Here's the entrance. From this moment on|I declare my bad luck officially over
{7134}{7161}Whoa!
{7161}{7171}Oof!
{7167}{7203}He was fun
{7273}{7321}Well, if we get bored looking for the clover,|I've got Tetris on this thing
{7352}{7365}Look, up ahead!
{7380}{7442}Old New York...|the city that inspired a casino in Las Vegas
{7463}{7498}Wow! We've got Manhattan all to ourselves 
{7498}{7548}I can finally do all thecrazy stuff I always dreamed of doing
{7563}{7607}Howard Stern is overrated! 
{7632}{7642}Uh...
{7652}{7663}oops.
{7663}{7690}New York is so burned.
{7690}{7732}And remember when Mayor Giuliani|cracked down on jaywalking?
{7732}{7743}No.
{7743}{7780}Well, Rudy, how do you like this action?
{7780}{7799}Oh!
{7906}{7944}As you know, the big break dance battle is Saturday
{7944}{8057}So, if we want to win those Jam-master J|autographed parachute pants, our crew has to pop, lock|and bust the freshest
{8057}{8104}Noticeably F-A-T, drop us a beat
{8158}{8181}Name?
{8181}{8194}Cosmic F.
{8194}{8206}Style?
{8206}{8224}Outer space
{8224}{8244}Special moves?
{8244}{8267}The Moon Walk...
{8278}{8293}the Robot...
{8306}{8334}the Zero G.
{8354}{8366}Name?
{8366}{8381}Cosmic Y.
{8381}{8397}Style?
{8397}{8426}Uh, Deep Space
{8426}{8442}Deep Space?
{8442}{8465}Special moves?
{8465}{8484}The Space Walk...
{8484}{8493}Hey!
{8493}{8507}the Robot...
{8507}{8539}The Robot? That's similar to mine
{8539}{8558}The Zero G.
{8595}{8629}What are you doing? You totally ripped off my routine
{8637}{8655}You calling me a biter?
{8679}{8719}Why do you always have to steal|everything from me, Yancy?
{8725}{8747}Find your own life and live it
{8747}{8781}Stop illin'. Word.
{8781}{8813}Well, I'd like to see you try to steal THIS
{8813}{8843}the Sextuple Head Spin!
{8859}{8909}He's just scratchin'.|No one's ever done more than a quadruple.
{8909}{8924}Oh, yeah? 
{8930}{8970}Noticeably F-A-T, rewind the tape
{9211}{9234}Crazy suck.
{9266}{9285}Yeah! Phil!
{9285}{9310}Ice-cold, bro!
{9317}{9445}Fry, if I ever see you try anything that crazy again|this crew might just have some new parachute pants!
{9503}{9528}Stop hogging the clover.
{9724}{9769}All right, team, let's go find that clover
{9769}{9816}Which way to your house?|The sign says we're at 71st Street
{9826}{9841}71st Street? 
{9841}{9902}Hmm... Never heard of it.|Downtown could be in any direction.
{9902}{9955}No sweat. We'll just take a spin on the B-Train
{9978}{10005}OOh, that feels funny
{10048}{10117}This is the Brooklyn-bound B-Train|making local stops at wherever the hell I feel like. 
{10117}{10147}Watch for the closing doors
{10345}{10409}Wake up, buddy. End of the line
{10467}{10497}Gosh, my old neighborhood
{10497}{10529}Oh, that's the bench where I found some shirts
{10529}{10582}That fire hydrant... in the summer, we'd light on fire
{10595}{10654}On that corner, some guy with a bushy beard handed out|a Socialist newsletter
{10654}{10675}Was it poorly xeroxed?
{10675}{10698}You better believe it.
{10698}{10720}The old comedians were right
{10720}{10762}This place is a lot different from L.A.
{10771}{10818}Pardon me. Did I overhear you say you used to live here?
{10818}{10829}That's right.
{10829}{10856}Did you know Andy Goldman?
{10856}{10886}Yeah. He was my neighbor. Why?
{10886}{10915}I mutated from him.
{10915}{10963}Get out of here! What's Andy up to these days?
{10976}{11007}The short answer is, I'm teaching
{11018}{11034}He seemed nice
{11034}{11066}Sure, when he's sober
{11100}{11138}Holy Kamoley! The house I grew up inI
{11138}{11159}It's still there
{11175}{11216}Man, Father Time really took a bat to this place.
{11274}{11324}That stupid clover is a worthless piece of garbage! 
{11324}{11347}Give it! Give it! Give it!
{11347}{11366}Mom, help!
{11366}{11411}Yes!
{11411}{11442}Mom, Yancy's trying to steal my clover
{11442}{11472}Yancy, stealing is wrong
{11472}{11487}Come back here! 
{11487}{11528}I'm going to pile-drive you! You're dead meat!
{11563}{11620}What's happening up there?|Did Kremlin Joe let fly with the nukes?
{11620}{11641}Not yet, Commander
{11641}{11682}Yancy's just trying to steal my stuff, as usual
{11682}{11719}Well, he'd better keep his hands off these bananas
{11719}{11772}We're going to need them|when the radiation turns us all into monkeys
{11834}{11855}The Ronco Record Vault
{11864}{11909}Yancy will never get his hands on you in here|or my money back
{11956}{11990}Ah! The Breakfast Club soundtrack
{11990}{12044}Man, I can't wait till I'm old enough|to feel ways about stuff
{12114}{12166}Stay safe, clover. I may need you again someday.
{12313}{12369}This was the storage room.|My dad spent years turning it into a bomb shelter
{12369}{12419}And yet you guys never had a single nuclear war
{12419}{12435}What a waste
{12447}{12489}This is it. My Ronco Record Vault
{12512}{12540}I still remember the combination 
{12567}{12586}Three
{12610}{12622}It's stuck
{12622}{12688}The Achilles heel of the Ronco design|is its structural resonance frequency
{12695}{12712}Allow me
{12871}{12887}Here we go
{12907}{12919}He it is
{12919}{12946}The Breakfast club soundtrack
{12946}{12979}You mean the breakfast club sandwich
{12979}{13049}I hid my seven-leaf clover in this very record jacket|so my brother Yancy wouldn't get it
{13049}{13078}Here it goes
{13093}{13107}It's gone! 
{13107}{13158}The whole place has been cleaned out
{13165}{13203}Yancy stole my clover. That thief
{13203}{13231}How do you know it didn't disintegrate?
{13231}{13260}Everything else here held up OK
{13260}{13302}Except "Sports" buy Hughy Lewis
{13353}{13391}I don't know why my brother hated me so much
{13391}{13427}Oh, brothers always fight
{13427}{13500}I'm sure deep down he loved you,|he just never got a chance to say it before you got frozen
{13500}{13543}You think? 'Cause I always kind of wished that... 
{13577}{13601}Who is this god-like figure?
{13601}{13623}It's my brother Yancy. 
{13623}{13675}And there, in his lapel, my seven leaf clover! 
{13675}{13699}I knew he stole it!
{13699}{13713}Hold the phone
{13713}{13767}If that's Yancy why does the inscription say Philip J. Fry?
{13767}{13804}Wait a second, that's my name!
{13804}{13860}Good lord, he ditched his goofy name and stole mine
{13870}{13971}Apparently, this brave Adonis - this Cadillac of men -|was the first person on Mars
{13971}{13992}First person on Mars?! 
{13992}{14025}I should have been the first person on Mars 
{14025}{14087}He stole my clover, he stole my name and he stole my life!
{14109}{14130}And now he broke my hand.
{14130}{14170}His legend lives on.
{14207}{14250}So, you opened the record vault and the clover was gone?
{14250}{14327}Yep, nothing in there but all the best music of the 1980s|in one amazing collection.
{14327}{14368}Survivor, Pat Benatar, The Scorpions... 
{14368}{14392}the list goes on
{14392}{14451}That clover helped my rat fink brother|steal my dream of going into space
{14451}{14468}Now I'll never there
{14468}{14499}You went there this morning for doughnuts
{14499}{14533}"First Person on Mars"
{14533}{14573}Oh, so your brother was THAT Philip J. Fry?
{14573}{14602}I'm Philip J. Fry
{14602}{14636}He stole my name after I got frozen
{14636}{14656}Shut up, friends! 
{14656}{14757}My internet browser heard us saying the word "Fry"|and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us
{14775}{14845}It also opened my calendar to Friday|and ordered me some French fries
{14879}{14991}Philip J. Fry, astronaut, philanthropist,|entrepreneur was a great man, truly worthy of narration
{15002}{15059}Fry was the first man on Mars,|a feat that has never since been equaled
{15059}{15086}That should have been me!
{15086}{15191}The ever-lucky Fry made his fortune|after striking oil in the bathroom of the mansion|he had won in a lottery
{15191}{15228}That's my clover. Yancy stole it!
{15228}{15274}After a whirlwind fling with Icelandic supermodel Njord 
{15274}{15335}Fry scored a string of top-ten hits|with his rock band Leaf Seven
{15335}{15395}known for their hypnotic rhythms,|driving baselines and memorable hooks
{15395}{15421}That's what I'M known for.
{15421}{15466}Phil came in, right, strummed out this tune, yeah,
{15466}{15503}and I said, "That's a number one record"
{15503}{15588}Today, Fry spends most of his time in his grave at|Orbiting Meadows National Cemetery 
{15588}{15657}buried with the trademark seven-leaf clover|that will bring him luck in the next life
{15657}{15682}perhaps some Egyptians believe
{15682}{15710}So that's where my clover is
{15710}{15743}Hey, is that orbiting cemetery near hear?
{15743}{15773}It will be in a couple hours
{15773}{15785}Good
{15785}{15831}Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing
{15831}{15870}I'll get my kit
{15919}{15947}Thanks for lending me your tux, Dad
{15947}{15967}It'll be perfect for my wedding
{15979}{16037}Yancy, that tux got me through 'Nam in style
{16061}{16099}I just wish your brother were still around to see this
{16099}{16128}I'll never forget the day Philip disappeared
{16128}{16166}Wisconsin won the Rose Bowl, 17-9
{16166}{16194}Oh, I miss him
{16194}{16266}Ooh, that reminds me - I was thinking I'd rummage|through Phil's records for something to play at the wedding
{16266}{16280}Have a look downstairs
{16280}{16327}Your brother may be missing, but his crap sure isn't
{16750}{16771}Ah, Breakfast Club
{16771}{16819}This will clear out the room at the end of the reception
{17038}{17089}They buried your brother in the World Heroes section?|I'm impressed
{17089}{17118}I should be the one in that grave!
{17332}{17360}Hmm. We lost Bender.
{17360}{17443}There. Now no one will be able to say|I don't own John Larraquette's spine
{17483}{17510}Aha! My brother's grave.
{17562}{17604}"Philip Fry, the original Martian"
{17604}{17622}It's all lies
{17622}{17640}every word of it! 
{17640}{17686}He wasn't original, he wasn't a Martian,|he wasn't Philip Fry 
{17686}{17713}and since when is he a "the"?
{17713}{17757}You're twice the "the" he ever was
{17757}{17800}It's clovering time
{18024}{18055}So, had any ideas for names, Yancy?
{18055}{18092}Hmm, I'm sort of thinking of one
{18110}{18137}Daddy has a present for you today
{18137}{18219}Do you know what it is?|It's a lucky clover that can help you|be successful whatever you do,
{18219}{18283}even break-dancing,|and it once belonged to someone very special
{18283}{18319}I know what name you want to give him, Yancy
{18319}{18331}It's okay.
{18331}{18357}Really? 
{18357}{18435}Son, I'm naming you Philip J. Fry|in honor of my little brother
{18435}{18472}who I miss everyday
{18472}{18504}I love you, Philip...
{18504}{18564}and I always will
{18693}{18798}"Here lies Philip J. Fry,|named for his uncle to carry on his spirit"
{18822}{18845}Pay dirt! 
{18845}{18865}I got the clover! 
{18865}{18887}Plus, his wedding ring
{18887}{18920}Sorry, ladies, I'm taken
{18920}{18965}Hey, Fry, you want me to smack the corpse up a little?
{19091}{19136}Uh, Bender, I think Fry needs a moment alone
{19136}{19163}All right. Grab a shovel
{19163}{19214}I'm only one skull short of Mousekateer reunion
{19240}{19268}Don't you
{19268}{19325}forget about me
{19325}{19362}don't - don't - don't - don't
{19362}{19406}DON'T you
{19406}{19451}forget about me
{19488}{19547}will you recognize me
{19547}{19622}call my mame or walk on by...