Z mnoha zdrojů sebrané vtipy zaměřené na nejoblíbenější ;-> počítačovou firmu na světě.

/* The Win98 source code has been released recently; Per MicroSoft
   CopyRights, you can only view the code, but should not change it! */
         /*   TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
              Project: Chicago(tm)
              Projected release-date: Summer 1994   */
          #include "win31.h"
          #include "win95.h"
          #include "evenmore.h"
          #include "oldstuff.h"
          #include "billrulz.h"
          #define INSTALL = HARD
	  char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
          void main()
          {
              while(!CRASHED)
              {
                  display_copyright_message();
                  display_bill_rules_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  if (first_time_installation)
                  {
                      make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                      hang_system();
                  }
                  write_something(anything);
                  display_copyright_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  do_some_stuff();
                  if (still_not_crashed)
                  {
                      display_copyright_message();   do_nothing_loop();
                      basically_run_windows_3.1();   do_nothing_loop();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                  }
              }
	      if (detect_cache())
                  disable_cache();
	      if (fast_cpu())
              {
                  set_wait_states(lots);       set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                  set_mouse(action, jumpy);    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
              }
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
	     printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
	      if (system_ok())
                   crash(to_dos_prompt);
              else
                  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

              while(something)
              {
                  sleep(5);  get_user_input();
                  sleep(5);  act_on_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
              }
              create_general_protection_fault();
          }